Tag Archives: Riski

Washing Day

Posted on November 12, 2023 by john graham

The day came for Bodj’s first broadcast to the Nation about his and Riski’s great rubbish idea. It was still early days and there hadn’t been a lot of progress yet, but Bodj wasn’t daunted, by all the criticism the … Continue reading →

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A Great Rubbish Idea !

Posted on November 7, 2023 by john graham

It’s the first King’s speech in Parliament today for 70 years. A great day for a great Last Laugh Looney Party idea. An idea to renew Riski’s chances of winning the next General Election and revive Bodj’s tarnished reputation. There … Continue reading →

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Looney Bonanza !

Posted on October 1, 2023 by john graham

The LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY has been quietly storing up a nest egg of funds in advance of the upcoming General Election. Secretly but in plain sight, they installed a party member at the top of one of Britains wealthiest … Continue reading →

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Riski’s Briski Marathon.

Posted on August 20, 2023 by john graham

From my previous blogs you can clearly see that Riski has a plan for climate change and has begun to turn around the economy …. And has resolved the boat people problem. So now he is turning his super-imaginative mind … Continue reading →

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Riski’s Climate Change Plan —Part 2

Posted on August 16, 2023 by john graham

Following on from my last post, momentum is gathering and the full benefits of Riski’s imaginative ideas are starting to be realised. Few could have contemplated how far reaching the proposals would be. The first sign of a change in … Continue reading →

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Riski’s Climate Change Plan

Posted on August 13, 2023 by john graham

On holiday in sunny California and visiting Disney, Riski had a sudden revelation about how to rebrand Britain in the light of climate change. It’s an idea that could restore the economy; solve the illegal migration crisis; put two fingers … Continue reading →

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Riski’s Rail Plan.

Posted on August 9, 2023 by john graham

HS2 has turned into a National disaster. Years behind schedule, it has already cost £40 billion and not a track has been laid yet. Because of spiralling costs, both ends of the line have been chopped off at least until … Continue reading →

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Barista’s or Barristers?

Posted on August 3, 2023 by john graham

How a simple spelling mistake can lead to migration chaos ! Everyone knows it takes longer to get a cup of coffee at Costa Lottee or Sturrbucks or any of the many posh cafes that have replaced high street shops … Continue reading →

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Riski University.

Posted on December 30, 2022 by john graham

The Riski University is an early way out of the Riski Army after one year of service in the army. It will be modelled on the apprentice TV show and focussed on practical business skills. Lord Sugar has agreed to … Continue reading →

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The Riski Army 2

Posted on December 26, 2022 by john graham

The Riski Army has really taken off. As a great idea. Almost overnight the little rubber dinghies have stopped crossing the Channel. Riski holiday camps have sprung up in Scotland and have been renamed Riski’s Luxury Hotels. Three hundred have … Continue reading →

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