Almost by accident Riski Somewhat, our nearly new latest Prime Minister may have stumbled upon the answer to all our problems.
No more labour shortages. Anyone who wants to come here, who is over the age of eighteen is welcome, providing they are prepared to enlist in Riski’s Army for three years. If they come illegally they will be automatically conscripted for five years.
No more inflation. With the Riski Army used to fill all the labour shortages at minimum cost. the price of UK sourced goods and services will fall dramatically. This will boost the economy and promote greater UK self-sufficiency.
No more strikes. The disruptive trade unions will have to get back in their boxes, because the Riski Army will be ready to step in at a moments notice. Army training will make sure they have all the skills necessary for delivering the post or repairing the railways or even driving the odd train or two. Of course if neurosurgeons go on strike your next head operation might be a bit Riski 🤡
No more illegal immigration. The people smuggling gangs will have to redirect their efforts elsewhere, now that Riski’s new conscription policy is in place. Who will want to pay £5,000 to cross the channel in a little rubber boat, when all they have to do is jump on a P&O ferry or a Eurostar express train. On arrival they can instantly signup for Riski’s Army and they will whisked off to a Butlins or a Pontins holiday camp somewhere in the UK. What could be better?
No more Scottish independence talk. Of course this new more positive Riski immigration approach will probably be extremely popular and there may not be enough holiday camps for everyone. But our lateral thinking, out of the box, ever-inventive, nearly new, latest Prime Minister has a Riski answer. If the army was able to build a Nightingale hospital in a few weeks, they can build Riski holiday camps all over Scotland in no time at all. No doubt, when all the migrants who were housed in Scotland finish their three year stint in Riski Army and become UK citizens they are hardly likely to vote for the SNP.
Yet another problem solved thanks to Riski. Who knows, perhaps he could become our new,new Prime Minister at the next election 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
GrumbleSmiles 
intrigues??? When one looks at the nattering’s above, one may note RISHI and his modern ARMY may be British, and willing to adhere to British forces discipline, However do they have the faith that the 75+ year olds who’s hereditary roots are from, or within the United Kingdom, and beliefs in the British way of Life
They will do after three years of picking vegetables.
Rhubarb!!!!
now then Rhubarb is initially forced to grow in the dark [ under an upturned bucket ] Then the bucket is removed, and the Rhubarb permitted to feel the sunlight and fresh air, a very sweet taste: So while I may quote rhubarb, will the ‘as like souls of the misfits in British society come to apricate the British Way Of Life? as John has quoted they may have some hard years of toil ahead of THem personally, and there again should they have the ”where for all” They may need a little understanding and compassion towards the more elderly citizens of the UK, of what we and our families went through to help preserve and establish our modern society, which would be our dream for our offspring and families.