The Riski University is an early way out of the Riski Army after one year of service in the army. It will be modelled on the apprentice TV show and focussed on practical business skills. Lord Sugar has agreed to be the University Vice Chancellor and promote the success of the scheme with a new TV series entitled “Anyone can be like Riski”.
The students will of course have to pay fees, starting with a £5,000 welcome-to-the-UK charge. The annual fee will thereafter be £10.000 a year for three years. It will be given by the Riski Loan Company and be paid back over the next ten years. The interest will only be 39% pr annum which should be no problem if you go on to be a banker or a Prime Minister like Riski.
Students still wear a Last Laugh Looney Party style uniform but it will include a kilt to accustom them to the colder climate of bonnie Scotland, where the Riski University will be located.
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Dear John!!! I write to you with feelings, I feel Riski’s University is full of hopeful
students, all studying philosophy, law, politics and these endless subjects of modern power and how to have a seat in Parliament today?? There are no entrepreneurs or well founded studies in how to provide, industry, support, for the working classes to help them earn an honest living and bring up their families in a respectable loving and caring community?
AS for the University fees, they have the induction, and brain wash, on the state but then the debt to repay- But wait no employment to earn the monies to repay the debt to society us the taxpayer?? [The older generation whom must see their bottom draw of emergency monies for care and support in old age dwindle in tax reforms.}
At 80 years old I look over my shoulder at my university of life, and my forefathers taught me well, but I alas worry for my children, grand children and great grand children!!!!
As for the LONG Lost LOONIE Party and its frocks and kilts as a uniform of the day, and the cold getting to the ‘Nether regions” at least the heart is warm place and I trust like me , we can all offer a smile of gratitude, and thanks, with a twinkle in the eyes, and say quietly to each other ”’ AT the next election we all have a vote”’ and should we use it wisely then WESTMINSTER may be full of compassionate, and more worldly souls? Rather than the self confessed bigots and selfish people looking to line their own pockets and bank accounts in some remote satellite country or tax haven.
Please vote if you do not have a preference do not forget the LLLP, and the society we are encouraging to evolve?
Remember modern society may work from or at HOME and in isolation, but as a nation we need the support and commaradarie of all and the ability to meet people and chatter on a daily basis face to face!!! Not web to web like a spider???
An ‘R’ Rating, or just a rant? Not Public opinions, but I feel as I am older, I may be wiser, but to some rather opinionated! I trust not, and that I recognise my failings, and am still welcome to make my thoughts known,