Resting on his deckchair in not so sunny Scotland, KING McBODJ began to wonder if he had slipped into a backwater and might miss his opportunity to become World Leader. He needed another of his “ great ideas”.
In a few years Scotland would be covered in trees and every town in Scotland would have a 1,000 Nickola Stickler caravan park to house the tree-planters and wall-builders. Bodj quickly calculated that 1,000 caravan parks with 4 immigrants / van, times 23,456 towns in Scotland added up to over 23 million tree-planters and wall builders with nothing much to do. The wall-builders were put to work rebuilding Hadrians wall to keep out the English, it will be renamed McBODJ’s Wall.
Now for the “great idea”, secretly Bodj’s master plan all along. Scotland will rejoin the European Union and thanks to their rules about ‘free movement of peoples’, all the 93 million tree-planters and wall-builders can move back to countries in the EU. Nickola Stickler wii become the new European Commissioner for Caravans and she will be joined by her former best friend Alex Hands-Free Samon, who has been re admitted to the SNP now that Scotland has become independent.
Nickola Stickler will direct the tree-planters to start by replacing all the forests that were burned down in the recent heatwaves that occurred throughout Europe; then they can plant more trees in the Alps where the snow has melted and finally they can plant even more trees on the grass farm lands. These are no longer needed now that the EU has decided that cows create too much methane and everyone must become a vegetarian.
Alex Hands-Free Salmon will become the EU Defence Minister and start building fences. He can begin with a wall along the Russian border. This will be the new “Red Wall”, designed to keep out Putins red Army. It hasn’t yet occurred to AH-FS that Russia has nuclear rocket that go over walls. AH-FS has another big task, which is to build a Sea Defence Wall along the coast of Europe to keep back the ever-rising sea levels. He will model his efforts on King Canute.
Meanwhile KING McBODJ has decided to move his seat from Balmoral to higher ground in Switzerland where it is cooler and there is loads of money and no tax. He now wants to be like Elon Musk and Jeff Bozo and start building a rocket to Mars in case his plans for combating climate change don’t quite work out.
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reading and understanding al the related comments, and the many a response to them, I note as i chew my sunday midday sandwich of today that the daily sunday ‘rag’ highlight the many a shenanigans all though alledged? of Boris BJ while he was on the throne of power!!!!
Complete rubbish or is it, I am called back to my younger days and those magazines ladies used to read such as ‘Womans Own, Woman and Peoples Friends, when I would seek out those pages of the ”AGONY AUNTs,” and the words of wisdom and advise they would offer the many a letter writer in distress!
I just wonder if the current government under the Rt. Hon Rishi Dishi [PRIME MINISTER] are at a loss and are seeking not the votes of the UK Public, but the ;Pat on the back; from an Agony Aunt.
At the moment I cannot understand or come to a conclusion, As of where the british political system is heading at the moment, apart from rack and ruin, and hardship for each of us as individual citizens of the UK, what with rising costs, and monetary inflation??? We are as a nation appear to be heading blindfolded into another 1929/30’s recession, and complete loss of societal structure and law and order.
For my sins I am reading a book ‘the price of money” author Rob DIX.
What with the diatribe, and political innuendo of the Westminster Game players as discussed above and on various pages of this noble website?? My tome/book on how/Why money or what is a pound in your pocket, and who owns it, I am at a loss, to understand, never mind the Scheckel’s/dollars/dinars/euro. Who are the central banks of this economic world, and who are or what is the Bank of England to me as a resident/citizen/VOTER of the UK????? Can you inform me???? What is my £1-00p, [pound]Monopoly money. I ask ??? with baited breath!!!
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A grumble, a smile, a finger up one’s fundamental orifice.
My Book I have just scan read, concerning monies, how it is regulated produced, and to ‘What Standard’.
It is all intriguing, and a financial and political minefield to my way of thinking???? The wordly banks and political masters have no international standard of ‘WHAT IS’ a UNIT of International Currancy; At present there appears a feeling that a ‘DOLLAR’ is king??? However, the US Bank may can print/issue as many times as they sneeze??? ‘. I just wonder who catches the cold, you, me, or the other person?
Then I look at the UK and Europe, and the issues we have with trade between all the European countries, currently with what is happening in the UKRAINE, and its neighbour Russia.
I see it both are fighting for freedom of trade. The Ukraine to trade as a free nation not as a satellite of the Russian Federation, and Russia for the freedom of the 7 Seas and its international shipping fleet. Russia is a land mass basically with outlets to the sea such as -The Artic/Baltic/Black/ Yellow-Pacific. All its defensive points are controlled/monitored by states not within the Russian Federation.
Now I ask you as a citizen of the UK, what is the bigger picture in todays world of politics, and trade and the money markets; What is the way forward??? WE are in the UK. And an elected parliament a nation of nations?? And what is the common factor uniting us all?? Are we as willing as our parents and grandparents/forefathers/mothers [WW1 &WW2] to volunteer for no wages and fight with our ‘LIFE’ for a cause to defend the UK, as one ‘’Nation’’ or are we divided as a nation upon nation?? I ask you. I trust we will decide in the 2024 General Election???