Following on from my last post, momentum is gathering and the full benefits of Riski’s imaginative ideas are starting to be realised. Few could have contemplated how far reaching the proposals would be.
The first sign of a change in the economy is the rush to start hotel building all along the coast to accommodate the anticipated influx of tourists. Roubles of investment are flowing in from Russia, mostly in unmarked laundry bags, which the bankers say is totally legitimate.
Another big spin-off of the boom in tourism is the need for many more specialist workers. To solve this Riski has learned from his experience with the 1,000s of accidental barista’s who were conveniently found among the illegal immigrants (see my earlier blog “Barista’s or Barristers). Recategorising illegal immigrants as “skilled Workers” does wonders for the statistics on migration. Indeed we now can welcome many more rubber dinghies crossing the Channel, providing they meet the strict definition of “skilled worker”. On this point Swella Braveperson, ( the longest serving Home Secretary for ages), has been lengthening the list of people skills needed in our world beating holiday industry to include :-
- In Blackpool – the Paris-of-the-North, we need skilled French Accordionists at the Riski Tower and skilled Camel herders and skilled Elephant Trainers to stop the wild animals running amok.
- All along the south coast we will need skilled deck-chair putter outers and skilled ice cream sellers and lots of skilled life guards. Preferably ones who can swim. Lots of migrants seem sort of skilled with small boats, so they could do short day trips to France.
- In Edinburgh – the Athens-of-the-North, we need skilled Greek dancers and probably some skilled Ouzo Distillers and maybe some skilled Spartans called Spartacus.
- Newcastle has joined the holiday spirit and renamed itself Newcastille-sur-le-Tyne-sans-le-fog. They need skilled grape pickers for the Northumberland vineyards so they they can make their totally unique Newki Brown Wine.
- Finally, we must not forget the skilled bull fighters now that Wimbledon has renamed itself Wimbulldon and is going to use the Centre Court for bullfights when the tennis finishes.
With all these extra skilled jobs in building hotels and in the highly skilled tourist industry, Swella Braveperson has now whittled down the 660,000 illegal immigrant problem to just 66, who will be sent to Rwanda tomorrow or maybe the day after or perhaps 2026.
ANOTHER OF RISKI’S PROMISES FULFILLED !
GrumbleSmiles 
I do not know who or whom to congratulate, the writer of the prose above, and its poetic content, or ”pat on the back” the inspirational authority [THE RT, HON. RICKI SUNAK PRIME MINISTER] for bringing such dreams to the UK? I am totally lost, and while I look for guidance from some ‘Palace of Desires” like Westminster, I must choke on but enjoy my ice cream lollipop, while at the seaside in SOUTHEND, where all the traditional Londoners/cockneys go? Or am I out of date do they, that is the new UK inhabitants, from all our immigration/boat trippers, and channel hoppers look forward to as they express their thanks to the frog loving trades people in the EU, escaping to a ‘FREE COUNTRY’ of INTERNATIONAL recognition??? However in the ‘Daily Rag yesterday we were only the 9Th Country in the world, as far a free trade goes??? THE Top was the CHINA/USA/AUSTRALIA/CANADA/ GERMANY. maybe I am talking rot and on the wrong subject, but the sincerest feelings I got from the editorial was that the UK are a spent force, and we are suckers to this world of ours, we are an easy touch! and we are loosing our principles very fast, Indeed????
GOD BLess the next UK General election, we have many a basic point in life, and principles to get right?????
Whosthat
Well! Well! ! have reread the poetry above, and the comments, and I was interested in a broadcast on Anglia Television, Yesterday, concerning the Broadcast of the ‘’THE PRIME Minister RT. Hon. Rishis SUNAK MP,’’ from I think it was a visit to MILTON Keynes University Hospital at the ‘Opening of a New WARD-Medical Centre’, and his closing comments with respect to his religious beliefs [I think HINDU? I am not sure?]
At this point I am confused, and ae at 80 years has caught up with me, and my promise as a Queen SCOUT- to do my duty to ‘GOD-Crown, and Country. Here I wonder where the United Kingdom is going in this 21st century. As a youngster I was reared and educated in the ‘Christian faith, the allegiance to the crown and country.
What with forefathers/parents in WW1 and WW2, and fighting for what they believed in, I am unsure of Rishi’s dream country as Prime Minister of the UK. I FEEL WE need a more educated understanding of the religious beliefs of our parliamentarians, and explanations of the very fractious thoughts and deeds some of the worlds religions can have? As a queen scout my promise was /is to god/crown/country based, and the belief in fellowship and understanding of all the scouting movements within this world of ours?? They would in different lands make different promise to their Gods/GOVERNMENT/ and country. I feel now we have a mixed parliament of various religious beliefs, within the UK, what is the common ground of what we are ‘’VOTING FOR’’ when we support our local MP, are there any ulterior motives of ruling dominance for shall we say a ‘REPUBLICAN Society???? Rather than a sovereign state.