The Last Laugh Looney Party has another daft idea up its sleeve, which if it is elected at the General Election, it will introduce in the next parliament. It’s a two pronged approach to remuneration.

Firstly everybody of working age gets £10,000 a year tax free, including stay at home mums or dads. What they earn on top of that is taxed at 20%. Thereafter it will be 30% on earnings over £50,000.

The second proposal is that there will be a maximum wage of £100,000 a year. Earnings after that will be taxed at 100%. This last idea will obviously go down like a lead ballon with the current high earners and no doubt they won’t vote for the LLLP. However this should be more than offset by the many thousands of voters who will never earn £100,000 a year in their lifetime.

There will of course be dramatic consequences to this new approach:-

• The wealthiest people will probably move abroad, but will we miss them? The lawyers can go tomorrow and create havoc elsewhere🤡 The politicians can move on and ply their trade in some of the less democratic countries like China or North Korea😂. Medical consultants will only be allowed to leave when they have cleared their waiting lists and trained their successors. Bankers can emigrate now that they have closed all the banks. Captains of industry can board their private jets or super yachts a sail off into the sunset but all their UK assets will be confiscated and used to support the disabled and the elderly.
• After this clear-out of the high earners there will be lots of opportunities for advancement of younger people with fresh ideas.
• I shouldn’t forget the not so civil servants. All the £100,000 plus ones can retire, although their gold-plated pensions will be reduced to the National average pension.
• Then there is the water companies and —— their top earners can fill in all the potholes they have made in the roads before they leave and clean up all the river pollution.
• They are not all bosses; we also have the highly paid trade union leaders who seem to have forgotten that customers are a key part of the work equation. No customers = no work!
• Oh and the academics who have hiked up their salaries by charging fees for lower education standards.
• We mustn’t forget the footballers, who earn a year’s money in a week. They can move to Saudi Arabia and we can watch them on the tele⚽️. Their transfer fees will make £millions for the state pension fund😀
• Finally, the BBC “stars” and celebrities we barely recognise. They can all go into the jungle and live off bugs for a while. When they return they can work within the new £1 tv licence.

It’s a bit idealistic, but, isn’t that what our society should be all about?