The LLLP decided to enhance their appeal to voters in the upcoming local elections with some fun and incentives to get people to go out and vote. Still focussed on their “ PotHole Policy”.
It appears to the LLLP that the Local Authority staff don’t know where all the potholes are. So before the election the LLLP wants people to ring the Council and report potholes. Of course this may flood the local authority with calls; but at least they will know the scale of the issue. Remember 10,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire 🤡
After the election the Local Authority staff will have one week to fill in all the reported potholes. So they will need to get on with it straight away. No time for debates about elf& safety; no hard hats; no high viz jackets. LA staff in their normal office clothes repairing holes in the road should be fairly obvious🤡 No doubt the electorate will wish to come out on the street and give them a clap.
After the first week if anyone finds and reports a pothole in their council area they will get a £100 finding fee, which will be taken off their Council Tax bill. The highly paid Chief Executive and Directors will personally fill in all the late reported potential holes.
That should teach them a lesson about local politics !
So what’s next ? 🤡
GrumbleSmiles 
what a piece? The LLLP in full cry, on their horses, galloping up and down all roads, and filling the potty Holes with Horse Shonet, as a temporary measure! waiting for our local governance officers and officials, with their buggies and barrows , and not forgetting the ovens to keep the asphalt warm and pliable, while they prepare the filling of the pot holes, and finally rolling with a roller to give a smooth road surface. It is all man power and thought? Not computers and pushing one fingers up ones fundamental orifice deciding how to make a decision.
After all we are all human, and voting is a matter of action by the person with their mind, not being totally ‘MINDLESS’,
Please Vote even if it is for the LLLP-Last laugh loonie party.-
HY There! are we the electorate giving the local councils/councillor’s and staff a clap for filling in, or proposing to fill in the ‘Holes in the Road’ colloquially known as ‘POTTY HOLES’, or is it all ‘CLAP-TRAP’ and hot air spoken and broadcast in election manifesto’s. We Require urgent repairs of Pot holes, remember besides are own private vehicles suffering damage so will public service vehicles, such a police cars/fire engines/ambulances. doctors, so we all suffer, It is not clap trap we seek, but a practical solution!!! Please, You councils/local authorities’, and government bodies,??? Please listen to our concerns, and help solve the situation.