To make everyone feel safer the first LOONEY SECURITY idea was to give everyone a personal robot policeman. This would put an extra 65,000,000 police men/ women on the beat. Unfortunately this would be a bit expensive and didn’t meet the LLLP requirement to be fully costed and fully funded. So the idea was quickly dropped.
The next big LOONEY SECURITY idea was to have cameras everywhere. On every tree, lamppost, road sign and telegraph pole. There would also have to be a swarm of drone cameras crisscrossing the sky to ensure there were no blind spots. The cameras would be equipped with automatic face recognition and linked to the police national data base so they would know where you are at all times.
Sadly not all the camera images worked very well, particularly at night, when most burglars are out and about.
The cameras were also going to be strapped to every cat, dog and pidgin, but the RSPCA objected on the grounds that it would infringe their animal rights. So LOONEY PET POLICE never took off, which was a great disappointment to Coco who was raring to go.
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well well! what about microphones hidden every where, so our secrets are revealed, every movement, including those in a closet???
iT WOULD BE LIKE TAX, NOT 10% OR WHAT EVER THE VALUE, But complete Control!! A POLITICIAL DICTATORSHIP, NO INDEPENDANCE?? What a LOONEY SUGGESTION, BUT Then, I am only a ‘RAGAMUFFIN”’
WE are OFF! like the Isrelietes to the promised land? The POlititians are all over us with their promises= BUT Hey that is where it all stops? One requires a critical eye, and a mind on all these promises for the future made now in the 2024 General election, within the uK Nation.
Question will the promises come to ‘FRUIT’ and become reality, instead of a memory of lots of heartache, WE still bear the brunt of ;BREXIT’ and our relationships within Europe both financially and politically- However I am diving into deep water, I need-require the common sense of the ‘LAST LAUGH LOONIE PARTY? and COCO for Prime Minister, someone who accompanies and looks after the older generations of the nation.
Remember to exercise ones opportunity and mind, and challenge the existing/prospective politians by voting in this forthcoming general elecection,, by postal votes or in person, You mean a lot to this nation, and all of us fellow citizens.
Please do not let the sea of propaganda drown us all, as we struggle to understand the media and the ‘INTENT Of all and each political Party???
Are we all Fruit cases and NUT Cases?????
you old dears! how are you today? Yesterday the media were full of LORD LUCAN and his alledged sins-and today the sins of TRUMP, the Past USA President, where are we all going too? I ask one politely?
It has put me into dreamland, and my youth in Hamburg and yorkshire-TWO way familyfavourites on the radio {Light Programme], and there again, if ill from school listerning to workers playtime, again the light programme.
The enterpreuers of the day Cadbury’s. Rowntrees, Heinz and all the sauce of the day! To help one enrich life, not take away, into individual pockets, but to helpthe general population of the nation!!
Today is is upsetting to read/hear, and the media discuss the future of the nation, and where ourhard earned cash is going, being spent and what do we get in return?
POPULATION IMMIGRATION/HOUSING FOR ALL? National support for all new Immigrants. Then the NHS we do not alledgedly have the UK National staff, and again those in the servive due to the cost of living are intent not on protesting, but also denighing services as they are overwhelmed. There again the trade unions have gone into active protest and wish to have lots of strikes- I ask politely who or whom are their members, can they afford to be out of worK??? It is all a ‘BUT’ but what But! a butt or kick up the backside, or are the leaders of society, in all their guises as politicians-Trade union leaders earning more than the the average english family person,[ trying to raise a family and pay for housing and food/clothing/heating etc,] are we all being taken for imbacilies?? But a ‘Large ”BUT”, we have a vote on JUly 4th 2024, What would one do then if given a choice or opions for the future???
a mithy or a conumdrum? That is what the electioniring who ha! is bring forth? I am dreaming of a similar problem accomplishment, do i jump in my mind, if I do will I succeed?
Where am I ?? ON the woodland walk at BOLTON ABBEY just past the Cavendish Pavillion, and along side the river wharfe at the ‘STRID’ It is a dangerous place and one has to be careful. The river narrows into a gorge, and there is a spot where one may leap from the bank, down onto a cragg/boulder in the water- so far so good, if one has sure footing one may arrive safely, if one trips, slips or falls one falls into the raging torrent and various whirlpools and undercurrents into the land/waters of the ST Peter, rather wet at the ‘Golden gate’? However if dry and on the cragg/boulder one has a futher decision to make, and a choice this time?
1/ Whether to go back to where one came from, an upward jump, most difficult and treacherous, again one may meet st Peter at the Golden Gate/ One may make it? But if one reads the ledgend of the strid, there are no succussful leaps?
2/ One is on the cragg/boulder one may scrabble carefully on to the other river bank, and start a new way back to the Cavendish Pavillion, in relative safety.
CONCLUSION- Enough Gumf, say you all, but then in my mind it reminds me of modern political drama, Does one take a risk and vote for change- If there is one? Or does one hope the current politicaians can lead the UK Nation into safety and properity.
At least I have a choice and I hope to vote? who For? well do I jump the strid, and then decide to return, or does one progress upon a new stratergy, and vote for the devil- in sheeps clothing??? It is all POLOTICS??? BAH! HUMBUGH?? I will just enjoy the diatribe up to the 4th July 2024 and trust I am not confused when I make my vote??
By the way, mine is a tea and a cakies-Jam tart, next time I meet you at the Cavendish Pavillion Cafe.