LOONEY HOMES

Every recent Government has promised to build around 300,000 new homes a year. None has got anywhere near this target. Meanwhile the UK population is growing by over1.5 million people a year, mainly because of immigration. The result is higher and higher house prices, but there is also a shortage of rented accommodation.

Mr Stammer is promising, if he is elected, to build 1.5 million homes in the next five years. He needs a daft idea and the Last Laugh Looney Party can help.

Looney Housing Carousels take up far less land and probably can be modified to provide free power to the home owners. They will however have to work from home most of the time, because they will only touch ground a few times a day🤡

Looney Bungalows can be mass produced in the hundreds of disused car factories. They will then be dropped carefully onto brownfield sites and unused railway lines and unused airport runways. This just one of the benefits of the travel restrictions required to meet our much reduced carbon footprint🤡

The LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY thinks this will solve all our housing problems.

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2 Responses to LOONEY HOMES

  1. It is absolutely wonderful, this forthcomming election 2024, and the reading the past manifesto promises in 2019 and some odd comments for a election of a leader in 2017. It is not even a fairy story or a TV soap opera??? What does one do as one ages and has experienced past manifesto’s.

    I suspect we I endorse the Long Lost Loonie Party, and we celebrate an 18 th Birthday party, celebrating common sense comments towards the Political parties of the UK. as we become of age and have a vote??

    The current RISHI and Kier, battle angry words, and accusations of allegations, stating what will happen in the UK Budget? It is mesmorising, and neither is quoting fact, and the impatial Civil Service are been drawn into the political area. This is a bad sign for us all. I ask politely what are the facts, and who are the wage earners, salary earners,?? in the UK, or are we all penioners and immigates living of the state and our savings, which truely depend upon the Ladies and gentlemen of the money market, who look after the invested savings of the nation- An Idle question are they the real backers of the political UK parties, or are they out to fleece us all, and ensure the political parties in the UK are financially dependent upon the money market rates, rather than pure honest political ideas.

    I ask who or whom do we vote for, and are we as the older generation have a safe nest egg of money, to see the future pitfalls of possible bad events in ones personal life>???

  2. With the current political shanagins and carry on that is proceeding, maybe the LLLP should back a policy for housing in our summer of ‘IGLOOS’ for the newcomers and homeless to this nation.

    Rhubarbarb you may say, but there again jobs for all in the building trade, and energy fields as we freeze the essential fluid needed to build the ‘IGLOOS; and keep them cool in the summer heat? There again if the money is not there we can have a watery grounds, and kind rememberance of the winter floods. No mess to tidy up, just wash the water down the drain, into the sewage system???? Cheap option??

    So something for all, firstly memories? as to whether they may be good or bad, does it matter?? By the 4th July 2024 we will have a new ‘Promised Land’ Glad tidings and honey for all! no disappointments!! So Please vote for the Last Laugh Loonie Party.

    Have a vote and your wishes may come true!!!

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