The Labour Party had a few boring and unrealistic ideas of how to deal with illegal immigration.
The Last Laugh Looney Party had a brilliant one.
Give them all a football trial as soon as they arrive on the south coast beaches ⚽️ . Out of the 70,000 boat people that came this year, there is a fair chance that 5% will be as good as some of the current England team🤡
Any that show promise will then be given a 5 minute substitution at the end of a Manchester City premier league match. That will prove they have played in the Premier League and then they can be immediately sold to a Saudi Arabian side for £50 million. Illegal immigrants who don’t make the grade can go with them as travelling supporters. I am sure they will be most welcome.
5% of 70,000 = 3,500 rising stars who will have all played in a Championship winning side. Transfer fees for the 3,500 x £50,000,000 each is £175,000,000; which is only small change to the oil-rich Saudis.
And the LLLP only keeps a small football agents fee of £17,500,000 🤡
If this works, it is quite probable that many more will follow and Saudi Arabia could become the destination of choice for immigrants🤡
GrumbleSmiles 
My good lord-god!- the old farts society and current windbags anonomous are at it again? What are we coming too! Talking all Balls!! and passing thoughts of our current politicians.
THE LLLP and COCO are in their element!!!! Excited of what this mondays morning media and newspapers will headline.
Proberbly a west wind, rain, and maybe a little sunshine, I just wonder????
I will have to dig up my roots and see what teams i used to back on VERONS POOLS. not as expensive as ‘Littlewoods’ but still a plesent swindle? Unlike the modern government and parliament of today!! ‘God bless their cotton socks’!!!
I just note the ‘BALLS’ are in Spain, and the windbags with all their shouting are in England? Does that include Scotland Nothern Ireland and WAles, or am I rabbiting on, I trust not because we as a nation have a Glorious Parliament in Westminister, to listen too? Maybe not understand, but there again the entertainment value, maybe as good a wimbledon or the European CUP, just Plain ‘BALLS’????
LLLP are still in the sidelines! Yipee!!!
Just a comment or two on the recent Kings Speech at the opening of the new parliament.
As a ragamuffin, i note the media TV and Press still express view points from the corners of the UK Society, I just trust that the new parliament will come to some coheasion of view points and settle the proposed new policies intended for the future of the UK Nation will be obtained with a modicum of common sense fairness, and compassion for all sectors of the population of this UK Nation.
I look forward to a house of commoners and their lords, doing us proud.