Just one of the gifted Prime Minister Stammer’s missions left to address. Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink — that’s because it’s all been polluted by the Tory water companies.

There is only one person for the job — Deputy Prime Minister and proud council house owner — Angie Rainer.

Angie figured out we need more rain and as a good working class girl/ person she likes dancing, so what about a regular National rain dance? She remembered how well everyone clapping on the doorstep helped the NHS through Covid.

So Angie’s answer to water shortages is for every one to come out on their doorstep every night and do a rain dance and SING :-

• Monday – “Singing in the rain”
• Tuesday – “Here comes the rain again”
• Wednesday – “Raindrops keep falling on my head”
• Thursday – “Purple rain”
• Friday – “Crying in the rain”
• Saturday – “ It’s raining men”
• Sunday- “It might as well rain until September”

THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK IN THE SHORT TERM.

But, as the gifted Stammer has said over and over, this is a 10 year mission to overcome 14 years of Tory neglect. Not to worry Angie has that covered.

A National hosepipe from Loch Ness to the Midlands down the central reservation of the M6. Then on down the M5 to the South West and the M1 to everywhere’s else.

This new lifeline pipeline is only made of firemen’s hoses, so it is cheap and easy to install.

Angie thought of it all by herself, just after she bought a load of shares in a hose pipe company.