Having seen the successful election results for President-elect Tramp in the USA , what can our Prime Minister, the Gifted Stammer learn? Obviously he needs an even dafter cabinet 🤡!

So when he has finished globetrotting, he is going to have a cabinet reshuffle. Rachel Rivet has stirred up a heap of tax trouble while he has been away, so she has to go. Her replacement will be 🤡 a Ken Dodd look-a-like, who knows a lot about avoiding tax. The Diddymen can run the Treasury.

Then there are the farmers, who are upset about paying any tax. So whoever was the farming minister, isn’t any more. 🤡Jeremy Clarkson will take over the role and promise to make everyone MILLIONAIRES providing they can answer a few simple questions.

Next we come to the Transport Minister- Louise Belisha Beacon Haigh, the one with the shocking red hair. She got into a load of trouble with Rachael Rivet, when she criticised P&O Ferries, but she still plans to upset people by electrifying all our cars and having more train strikes. So she will have to go and become a traffic warden to get some work experience. Meanwhile Bodj could make a dramatic come back with his vast experience of bikes.

In education, Bridget Phillipdaughter, who is going through a gender identity crisis, will step aside to make room for a 5 year old. After all, our children are our future and they are the very best people to tell us what they don’t know. specially bout spelling and mathmattacks and numbers and fings.

Everyone agrees that the Health Service needs a dogged approach to reform, so who better to shake it up than Coco for Secretary of State for Health. There will be a brief paws to consider the options for reform. Then Coco suggests unifying the NHS and the vetinary service, so that animals and humans have equal rights.

The Ministry of Defence is doing a daft job buying aircraft carriers with no aircraft and having more civil servants behind desks than soldiers with guns. Still since nobody seems to know who the current Minister is, they can be replaced with a pantomime Dame, who can bring some fun to any future war with Russia. Or maybe Deputy Prime Minister Angela Raindeer, could just shout at our enemies and tell them to go away. Who needs nukes, when you got Angela in Shocking lime green pyjamas, that’s enough to frighten anybody.

Finally, we mustn’t forget Energy. But there is no need for change there, because Ed Elasticband is already doing such a daft job putting windmills everywhere and shutting down oil wells and power stations, that pretty soon we will all be in the dark. Then there will be no need for energy. Still it will cut everyone’s bill by the £300 he promised.