It’s been a stickey old start for The Gifted Stammer‘s new job as Prime Minister. His early attempts at ‘change’ haven’t really amounted to much. But with help from the Last Laugh Looney Party he is now encouraging some eye-catching, headline grabbing daft ideas.
One of his ‘missions’ is to build 1.5 million new homes in the next five years. The Conservatives didn’t manage that rate of building in 14 years in Government. All because of planning delays; shortage of available land; high construction costs; lack of skilled labour;
The first step to a daft idea is to appoint someone with no housing experience. The new Housing Minister – Matthew Sixpence – is an historian who has appears never to have had a proper job. So he is ideal🤡
The first priority is to speed up the planning process by breeding lots of great crested newts to avoid developers having to spend months looking for them. Next to rename all the green belt as brownfield to prevent NIMBY’s from objecting. Finally to designate flood plains as areas of opportunity.
The second issue is to find suitable land and the obvious answer is flood plains. With global warming they probably won’t flood so much in future and if they do —- the answer is — boats. All new houses will be constructed on a foundation of rubber dinghies. There are a huge stock in a warehouse in Dover.
To overcome skill shortages and high construction costs, Minister Sixpence has done a bulk discounted deal with IKEA for 1.5 million flat pack houses, which can be assembled in two days.
🤡There is the fist Mission sorted with a daft idea🤡
GrumbleSmiles 
mind blowing, with a whiff! Of what? I do not know!! Common sense?? I think we must wait and see, as we sit on our thrones in the nettie: However the green fields being converted into brown sites! Bah! Humbug, what about as in the media we develope greenfields for the use as solar farms.
Its all in the spoken words of the clucking government, and his/her { is Mr Stammer about to have a sex change? I wonder?] Will he wash up the dirty pots and pans and dishes alledgedly left by RIHISI and company , trying to become a good housewife to us all, as he is trying to lead us as a good husband?? Its all drivell, where Oh where is the honesty and integrity in this parliament? They have aledgedly removed the Picture/painting of that howler- Margret- so who do us oldies now believe IN??
BLACK FRIDAY- Whoops- the daily Mail and its writer/contributers, paint a real chamber of horrors? From the past of all parties and high jinks in westminister village, and there again the current cabinet and leaders of the house getting up to high jinks! There again we have the security services and the miltary trainning young hopefuls how to be alert and then report deficiences to ”WHOM One may ask”?
All for the price of a printed newspaper, it dseverse to be hung on a nail in the ”nettie” no common sense or a little decency of living in a community? as an ”oldie” and a member of the LLLP i find it all disturbing!!! Very disturbing.
Even the BBC are talking sexually, and alledged conversations are provoking and upsetting to ladies. PLease what are the men and women as parents guiding their children what to believe in? Gossip and humour can be close to the bone, or full of enuendo, whoever who teaches ones younger family members who to read and assimulate what is intended in a face to face meeting, and the shaking of a hand? ARE we all now tied to the electronic web and the printed/spoken-recorded word, and thier interpretaation as we see it as an individual, not as a human sociey??? humour and enuendo have now disappered out of the window!!! For Instance I am not an ‘OLD Fart’! but a windbag full of moans and groans? But I do smell to some of you? OBJECTIONABLE!!! God bless you all!!!
Long Live the LLLP