Our gifted Prime Minister Stammer has just relaunched his Manifesto full of M’s. He has turned his 5 Missions into Milestones. That is going to make a big difference 🤡
He has made it very clear. He has fixed the foundations. He has filled the £22 billion black hole. What more can onem ask?
The Last Laugh Looney Party has a rather different change plan :- “THE STEP BACK PLAN”
- A doctors appointment within a few days, with the same GP.
- Real money – cash in pounds / shillings and pence so you know what you have spent.
- No credit cards, so you don’t spend what you haven’t got.
- A postal service that delivers letters at reasonable prices in a few days.
- No more Emails or text messages or Facebook ‘friends’.
- No more 24 hour news, which endlessly repeats the same old story,
- No more mobile phones full of scammers and unwanted messages.
- No more repeats on TV, except for Clint Eastwood films🤡
- Remote control devices with a maximum of four buttons.
- All Football and rugby kick off times at 3pm on Saturday.
- No more ‘juvenile influencers’, just wise old grannies and grandpas to consult.
GrumbleSmiles 
hello, we are members of the Long lost loonie party, as a ragamuffin! Just thinking on my feet as I read all this daft and dafter ideas, you have at my 82 years of age blown me into a side wind.
I imagine shammeer and his party of pretentnders, then again RISHI and his dishi load of codswallop parlimentarians,and there again that british voice in TRUMPS earhole- full of wind as they all sit in Westminster parliamente they on about in this troubled world of today, and wonderment as to whos religion speaks of peace and quiet.
LOONIE ideas? I ask have the governing parties become frightened of their own shadow, and lost the will to be challenged. The media and to some extent Dear john on this website has indicated that the elederly in the UK are loosing the discusion for common sense and reason, are they listening to the older and yet younger experienced politicians and I would have a word of caution??? Age does not show dementia and alzhiemiers, but one needs experience in life to be wise, and are they voting for and supporting their older colleauges of doubtable mental ability, who may have a major concern with finance and monies, and not the common sense of day to day living, with a little sanity in thier thoughts/proceedures.
AS said a completely daft suggestion idea!!!
I just wonder what I can read today? the daily rags, or theatre land in London magazine?
What am I on about? is it not obvious? Please the CHristmas Pantomime! are we having Westminster, shouting at us all to cheer, and boo! at whom we support, and not support? For Instance is Jack in the beanstalk climbing the walls and making any sense to us all. or is westminister to become a sleeping bueaty over the holiday period? There again, they may recite Jack and JILL to us all, and ask us to understand them while they climb the hill of intelligence and then fall down tipping out all their inteligencia into the media over christams trying to keep us amused.
You may ask what am i doing? we a family are off to dreamland, and to see Peter Pan, and to watch and listen to the faries of our own choice!! A little reality
and merriment over this christmas holiday.
PS we wish are readers including that ‘WOOFER’ COCO a very merry Christmas and a happy new year. David Molly.