Following on from the last post, the first big step in the LLLP SMILE PLAN is to change the way we think about tax.
What if we turned taxation on its head? Gave money to people instead of taking it off them. That would certainly make people happier and Governments would be much more popular.
So the LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY will ask HIS EXCELLENCY BODJ to announce that he can magically pull the rabbit out of the hat and conjure up an extra £100 a week for all pensioners🤡
There are 13 million pensioners in the UK. So HIS EXCELLENCY BODJ has calculated on his fingers, that’s 13,000,000 times 52 times 100. Which is a lot! In fact it’s £67,600,000,000 !!!!
That’s £67 billion🤡
It will be given out in BODJ POUNDS which can only be spent in Britain. The LLLP expects this to result in a BODJ BOOM in the UK economy, which Rachel Rivet and Sir Keyer have singularly failed to do. To ensure they are spent the new notes will self-district if not spent within a year.
No doubt this will give a big boost to the pub trade and to hobby craft shops. Anti-aging creams, designer spectacles and hearing aids will certainly fly off the shelves.🤡. Hairdressers will be inundated with new old customers 🤡 Golf courses will be busier than ever 🤡 Mobility scooters and stair lifts will take off🤡
The private sector will not want to miss out on this new found wealth and will develop new services specifically for older people McDonalds will offer knee and hip replacements while you wait for your Happy Meal🤡 The AA and the RAC will provide emergency call out to falls or just a £10chat🤡. Banks may even start using cash again🤡
So how’s this bonanza going to be paid for? The magic money tree is the entirely unearned wealth tied up in the mortgage free homes of older people. Uselessly locked away with only a death key to open it. The BODJ POUNDS will be redeemed with an interest free charge to be paid to the Government when the property is finally sold.
THERE’S A FEW SMILES TO BE GOING ON WITH🤡🤡🤡🤡
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A few moments to think!!! Initially recommendd, how ever with modern communities. One has to think what are we teaching todays middle life years, as to -‘HOW does one protect ones, and prepare one s life style when one has retired.’?? It is all a Jungle??
The average age of death is now =What 87 Years of age- the age of retirement for a stste pension is now 67/8 Years of age, and do ththese older persons over 70 years of age rent or own/lease their places of abode. Does one these days have an avearge family of 2/3 chldren, and does one have parents/grand parent who one has to care for and commit monies for providing Housing and support for all these relationships, as a unit of a family.
Where is society in it;s thinking and have the modern younger AI society dissappeared into a ‘MUSK – World’ of its all in the ether ‘AI’ or on the web, with no actual assets. to provide security for expentiture in ones old age to enable them to protect and provide for one familly as well as them . In modern day language what is money.
Jon Has high lighted what one has done as a loyal citizen, and paid ones taxes and other government costs up to the age of when the state pension is available, and that maybe the government with the moey drwn rom the families during their working life, they should repay in kind monies to make life esier for those in retirement, And there again is a hidden event, Ones assests as one reaches state pensionalbe age one assets are aamrked and frozen, any increase in market value of these asest is utalised in terms of :What one can Pass on in monetry termes to the next generation without a governmental tax requirement-Here one is dealing with varying amounts liable to Inheritance Tax, being thought seriously about the governemnt of the day, as to how they spread the benifits and endear the good wishes of us citizens as a fair and just society. John has crated some deep thinking?
GOOD FOR YOU JOHN. Cheers COCO for Prime Minister the LLLP for government.