This is the second step in the Last Laugh Looney Party Smile Plan. President Trumper is pressing every European Government to spend more on defence. He probably means a fence between Russia and Ukraine.
Sir Keyer has flown across to the USA to explain his typically British, unique plan to kill three birds with one stone. Sir Keyer may not have mentioned that āhe was once Director of Public Prosecutionsā, which is why our prisons are now full up. His bold smiling idea is compulsory conscription for all prisoners. They will then be deployed to Ukraines border with Russia as a peacekeeping force.
To show they mean no harm they will be armed with broomsticks on which they can march up and down with placards. Messages will include:- āUp with Ukraineā; āUp Russiaā; āDonāt shoot we are Britishā.
At a stroke the brilliantine Sir Keyer has upped the Defence budgetš¤”emptied the prisons š¤” AND
The prisons can now be repurposed as 5 star hotels to house all the illegal immigrants. Unless they would prefer to be conscriptedš¤”
GrumbleSmiles 
I will huff and I will puff and blow your house of dreams apart is the message I am getting from all the worlds politicians today.
Are they all the ‘BIG BAD WOLF? I just wonder. The speaker of the house of commons is alledgedly visiting all sorts of places some as a pleasure some as a duty: However the costs are met by us the British Tax Payer? I just wonder all thses politicial meeting i different parts of the world and all the attending british Politicians led by our illustrious Leader, Mr STRammer! what are they achieving, spouting about the UK spending lots of money on aid.defence and housing for the baot people crossing the channel to this island.
I wonder is our economic future tied up within the ‘WEB/NET’and our investments savings all here, and Messes ‘MUSK and Mr TRmp’ working out how to divorce us from our commerical world, where we hae to rely on Them {MUSK and his American/Chinese and Russian cohorts].
It is a dangerous world and whileEUROPE/Midle East are places of unrest, we have to keep and eye on CHina and TIWAIN, which is maybe, Mr Trump and MR Musk are trying to work out, who will pay to resolve any issues of unrest? It all comes down to honesty and sincere beliefs into who or whom are our allies.
I trust trust the men and women in Gey suits in that UK Government think tank in Cheltenham have a few ideas, and are watching out for The Uk as a nation within Europe and the world in geeral.
BODJ may offer a solution, with Mr Fararge, however is it the correct ONE? While MR STAMMER leads the Concert party on the stage of international stars.