The sixth step in the Last Laugh Looney Party Smile Plan is to deal with the issue everybody moans about — NHS services and GP appointments. It has got a lot worse since Covid with longer and longer hospital waiting lists and disappearing GP’s appointments.

There is a simple solution to the GP issue — give them £20 quid for an appointment🤡 If you are really sick you will find the money; if you not that ill you won’t bother your doctor.

From the GP’s point of view — if they see 6 patients an hour, 5 hours a day, 5 days a week, that will give them £ 3,000 a week extra. That could be an additional £150,000 a year!!!! I bet that would increase the number of applicants to medical schools🤡

But, we are going to have to do something equally radical about hospital waiting lists.

A blood pressure lowering, weight loss losing, anti- menopausal, cholesterol lowering, anti-depressant, antibiotic UNIVERSAL PILL with an added nicotine patch. That should help an awful lot of sick people 🤡

If the pills don’t work then you can be referred to our all new 24 hour, 7 days a week AI consultant service. Funded by the release of all the NHS administrators now that you can book your own appointment with SPEEDY BOOKING.

The Last Laugh Looney Party has an answer to even the most difficult problems. That’s why you should vote them in with a smile at the next election🤡