As he has often said President Tramp really, really likes Britain. In fact he would like to join the Last Laugh Loony Party and to “Make Britain Great Again”. So much so he has proposed that it becomes America’s First State. Until recently, Delaware thought it was the first state, but now it will have to move to 57, after Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Gaza and the Chagos islands all jumped on the Tramp bandwagon🤡
Prince William will become His Excellency King Willi of the ever so beautiful Empire of America. He will live at Tramp Palace, formally called Buck House.
Pres Tramps best UK buddie and forever friend, Smiling Niggle will become First Mister and chief spokesman for Clacton on sea and Mister without portfolio. His main job will be drinking for England🤡
Sir Keyer has been appointed as Chief Coast Guard since he did such a good job controlling immigration. Angie Raindeer will assume the role of Leader of the Houses, until Elon Must makes her redundant tomorrow.
President Tramp remembered that the guy with the fly away hair said some nice things about him, so he decided to make Bodj Chief promoter of lost causes. His first task will be to rename Heathrow airport as “ Tramp Landings” and build Tramp golf courses in all the National Parks🤡
All citizens of the First State will be expected to come outside on the doorstep each Wednesday at 7.30pm, when Coronation Street is on and clap for Pres Tramp and say “Thank you. Thank you. Thank you” six times.
Now that we are all Americans, we will be issued with AK47 rifles and MBGA baseball caps. The UK will be the first line of defence against Europe as part of NATO — the North Atlantic Trump Organisation.
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Very intriguing blog, a tramp all over the paper? The alledged President TRUMP is a figure to watch and listen too, with all his mates and Mr Musk developing artificial intelligence-A.I.- we as a nation the UK are being pressed into becoming an American State, with the other wishes of MR Tramp, he has publicly stated. Again his interesting a visit to the UK Royal Family and a status of diplomatic diplomacy of the UK Commonwealth of Nations.
Interesting political futures for the British Parliamentarians, with the LLLP in the equation for some common sense. The blog is a good read, and a thought, mind bender, however with reality within the Ukraine as today, and his august leadership Mr Putin, the revelry of the BLOG to my mind is lost, and the future in Europe is or could be catastrophic, we need the support of the European Union of Nations and the USA. My Tramp may utter occasional words of wisdom, however, who can interpretate his thoughts into world security, with honesty and integrity.
A.I. is not the answer, it maybe be a person to person meetings with conversations of honest intentions, and not a lot of electronic messaging?
Oh to visit the ‘EMERALD ISLE’and kiss and chat to the #BLARNEY STONE# it is only one wish away. but in actual life, not on A.I. and it is time travel to a tranquil and pleasent land, full of dwafts, fairies and a few GNomes, but not many ‘TRAMPS’ they may be found in the cities and towns of a lagre conhibation in some distant land? Maybe? Unless His regal Nobleness MR TRUMP, is believing and thinking of making Ireland a State within the USA for the IRISH VOTE?
i JUST WONDER, DOES MR TRUMP SIT ON THE LOO OR STAND UP AND BE A MAN, DROPPING HIS THOUGHTS AND NUMBER 2;S ALL OVER THE FLOOR???? WHAT A SMELL? IS IT RICH AND POWERFUL. OR SLOPPY AND WISHY WASHY READY TO BE FLUSHED DOWN TO THE SEWAGE WORKS? OR JUST TRODDEN IN FOR MIXING WITH THE MANURE TO BE SPREAD ON THE NEAREST FARMERS FIELD? i WONDER.
Mr Musk, well he is the LOO Paper, treat as you may wish, is it paper money, bottom wiping material, or just tissue attissue to wipe ones nose in???
It is all a thought????