The D Day anniversary channel crossing of small boats to commemorate the evacuation of Dunkirk, gave the Last Laugh Looney Party an idea. A simple solution to illegal channel crossings 🤡
Round up all the illegal immigrants arriving on our shores in small boats before they land in the UK and tow them back to the beaches in France. A sort of re-enactment of the D Day landings🤡 After all the French could hardly claim to be a hostile country, because that is where they came from in the first place. Besides we would make no charge for the return journey 🤡
We could also cancel the £500 million we are paying the totally ineffectual French police for letting the illegal immigrants get on the boats. The money saved could be used to help UK citizens get faster treatment in the NHS.
THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY MORE LLLP SIMPLE SOLUTIONS to follow🤡
GrumbleSmiles 
I have enjoyed reading this posting, mind blowing! However to comment on the subject of returning persons in small baots on a return journey of the ENGlish Channel without commanders and polits of our defence of the realm POlice and armed forces, I am reluctant to comment. The travelers who originate from a final port un the Europea UNion, should be paid up legiimate passengers or under the rules of entry legimately to the UK, and have freedom to travel within the EU agreed countries. It is a complete farce, and a danger to life to all those involved.
Small boats to me in mid ocean to me are ‘LIFEBOATS; and the personnel are waiting for a safe haven!!! This is however after their mothership has had a marine disaster, not a tourist expedition, to visit the next nation,
It is all a political nightmare, which international agreements by the Nations Under the UNited Nations agreements should be controlled and policed and if neccessary ‘ENFORCED’