Sir Keyer Stammer has been fretting about our prisons being so full up. As a lawyer and former Director of Public Prosecutions, Sir “Lock em up” Keyer, wants to free up prison places by freeing more prisoners, so he can lock more people up.
His Justice Secretary- Shabarba Badmood- has come up with a raft of new ideas aimed a creating spaces in prisions:- let ‘em out earlier; let ‘em out even earlier; don’t put ‘em in in the first place; more tagging; suspended sentences; deferred sentences; community sentences and if none of that works —- castration!
Even the Looney Party thinks that’s a bit harsh😈
The Last Laugh Looney Party has another simple solution to the seemingly intractable problem of overcrowding in our prisons.
BUNK BEDS🤡
Overnight we can double the number of prison places and lock em all up.
A bulk order for 90,000 flat pack bunk beds has been placed with IKEA, at the knock down price of £10,000 per bunk. so that’s just £900 million to double the prison capacity almost overnight🤡
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What a goolash, hungarian or otherwise, it is a real stew in a dish this subject of prison overcrowding. LLLPThe suject for the prison aurthothity,? What am i on about, friendliness in prison, and then my mind is ‘adrift’ with thoughts of the UK, the immigrants and a prisoners, and they appear by the legislation to have independent living and financial support, and we the taxpayer are proving the support!!!! We Now have an elected parliament and government of the day of ”’FRUITS INCORPORATED’ all shagging the normal rules of lfe, and enjoying a goolash, with Marmite!
THE LOng Lost Loonie Party are on their own, where has society in the UK gone too??? Hell and Back! I just wonder.
reading the business pages of todays daily mail, i note the emphasis is on banks/shareholding and government investments. THE LLLP may have a VISION, and make notes that the financial markets do not/maybe trust the UK CURRENT GOVERNMENT policies, and trust has gone out of the finiancial markets. This is disturbing as we releash the alledged nauughty persons from prison/jail, i ask politely where are the ethics of trust and confidentiallity of the alledged persons who make money out of circumventing policies and honest behaviour, especially in the financial makets.