Robo LLLP

Let’s look at the prospect of the Last Laugh Looney Party getting into power at the next General Election, with the help of Chat GPT and AI and all its Robo MP’s.

First of all it will be a big shock to the established system of Government. But also they will also have to face up to the reality of the situation previous Governments have left behind. There will be no extra money, just a huge pile of debt. “Britain is broken” will be the backdrop to almost every situation. There will be mountains to climb in every direction.

Here are some of the mountains :-

  • IMMIGRATION both illegal and legal
  • NHS WAITING LISTS still growing
  • CLIMATE CHANGE
  • SOCIAL CARE neglected and underfunded
  • INFLATION ever rising
  • CRIME ever present on our streets
  • JUSTICE SYSTEM all clogged up
  • PRISONS full and brimming over
  • UKRAINE
  • GAZA & ISRAEL

That’s probably enough to be going on with! So what will be the peoples answers ?

IMMIGRATION. Cancel the £750 million we have been giving the French police for looking on and doing nothing. Accept the small boats will keep coming for a while and when they get to the UK, immediately put them on military landing craft and send them back to Calais. Take no notice of protesting lawyers , who can accompany them on the craft if they wish🤡. For immigrants already here and accommodated in hotels, move them to tented camps on an uninhabited island in Scotland until their application is resolved. Alternatively they can get on a landing craft and go back to France and live in a tent there, where the climate is better🤡

No doubt the French won’t be too happy about this, but c’est la vie.

NHS WAITING LISTS. With no more money from the Government this is a tricky one. The reality is that for many people who can afford it, they are already forced to go private. So let’s just accept that and encourage more people to do it by making private health care insurance tax free. That has already happened by default for dental care.

This at least one way of getting more money into health care without it coming from the public purse.

CLIMATE CHANGE. Learn from the Donald and pretend it doesn’t exist or at least accept the UK is too small to do anything about it. Then “drill baby drill”. Ditch the push for electric cars and heat pumps. Send Ed Elasticband to China to preach to them about climate change.

When the seas start rising TAKE TO THE HILLS🤡

THAT‘S ENOUGH FOR THE LLLP’S FIRST HUNDRED DAYS🤡

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1 Response to Robo LLLP

  1. Dear John, this is a sad letter from me, a rascal ragamuffin of the LLLP. We are we going as a nation, in debit to China, and then Russia and the USA becoming allies? Whom is /are friends of the nations in the Indian sub continent. I ask politely is everything about money or Freedom of actions and thought. Europe is a conglomeration of NATO allies, and yet we must now with the UKRAINE come to terms with the Freedoms of the Russian nation and its naval fleet, and the danger of CHINA as a republic invading the island state of Tywain, and the freedom of the USA and Japan. South Korea and possibly the USA trading nations within the China Sea as we know it today! It is a total minefield. The UK and now EUROPE must come to terms with freedom at its borders and trade within the Baltic, Artic and Black SEA? We need politicians of calibre and honesty who or whom can make peaceful solutions’ and commercial solutions that benefit us al ALL! That is all nations of the western WORLD as I understood it in my younger days after World War Two. This is ragamuffin signing off, for the moment. BYE! SMILES and Grumbles make on think, but the media/press today are difficult to understand

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