The Last Laugh Looney Party’s first proposals in Government have been quite radical, even if they might seem like common sense to the man/ woman in the street. So before they are enacted the LLLP has a uniquely different approach.
“GAZZA’s PENALTY SHOOT OUT”. This is an all new Saturday night prime time TV show hosted by Gary Lineker in the hour before Match of the Day. Gary has generously agreed to compare the show for only £1,000,000.
In the simplest of terms Gary will explain the issues that have been discussed in Parliament in the previous week. No action replays, no VAR, no bookings. The viewing audience will then be asked “ do you still want to go ahead and change the law on each issue discussed that week?.” YES/ NO.
In the first half of the programme the viewers can submit amendments to the proposals, e.g.
- IMMIGRATION – immigrants with £1,000,000 can be allowed.🤡
- NHS WAITING LISTS – newly qualified doctors and nurses are welcome provided they can speak English or Welsh and promise not to go on strike for a year.
- CLIMATE CHANGE – fracking will be allowed in all Constituencies that vote either Labour/ Conservative/ Liberal Democrat.
Amendments will be voted on before the final vote takes place. It will be a fast moving, all action show, although there will be no action replays or extra time.
To be eligible to vote you must be over 12 and have lived in the country for at least a day or two.
If over 50% of registered voters say YES, the proposal must be enacted within a week. If majority vote NO then the issue cannot be revisited for a year.
This is carefully designed by the LLLP to ensure the electorate knows what it is doing🤡 and in any case it can’t be worse than the current system.
GrumbleSmiles 
me, I am all of a mind to shout out -” Gentlemans spherical objects’ in bold clear english? This blog is about what one has in mind about the current domestic policies of this crrent parliament! With respect to policies about finance and local issues?? To my mind it is all mixed up within the states of the UNITED KINGDOM of Great Gritain and Ireland-North-
There is no clear thinking, and bugetting for tax purposes and local governemnt are to me confusing. The national governemnt raise taxes for the benifit of the whole of the UK and NI;; However the government have control of the different departments in WHITE HALL who whom make rules and policies for the whole of the UK NI, OK However we also have local elections and these councils have the right to raise taxes within their shires or countries [Scotland/Wales/Northern ireland and the Isle of Mann and Channel Isles.]
To ADD to this we have had over the past few year, immigrants legal and boat persons, now they are becoming eligible voters within the UK political system for what???? a better life for them selves or their families in the homelands they just left. and what are their polictical issues? Do they wish to becomeBRITISH and reside in the UK and NI or do they wish to maintain their not personal but political national identity?
I am mixed up and one may say the LLLP Member is scribbling rubbish, and all mixed up??
What I wish to see is a united Nation with simple ideals and beliefs, and have safe and secure boarders in this country[Kingdom- of my birth!!!!] Where one could dream and helpbuild and defend a nation of kind/forgiving and respectable people with integrity!