The next three issues that weigh heavily on people’s minds are all closely related and reflect a major change in the culture of our society in recent years. SAFTY in your home and your community is the prime responsibility of any Government and quite obviously successively over the last decade our politicians and the judicial system have lost control of this issue. Large areas a of public life have changed beyond all recognition. Dixon of Dock Green has long since retired and been replaced by flack-jacketed coppers in flash cars issuing crime numbers instead of catching criminals.

CRIME. The definition of a crime in the eyes of the police seems to have changed; though not in the minds of the public. Theft is seldom followed up and shoplifting is accepted as an every-day inconvenience. Drug taking is a recreational pastime even though it is illegal. Be careful not to go too fast in your car however, or speed cameras will snap you and wanna-be PC Louis Hamiltons will be on your tail. Fare dodjing is another fun game that will save you outrageous travel costs. Blocking motorways is also a happy way of spending the day, just say you are “ saving the world”.

Using AI, cameras everywhere and facial recognition the LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY will track and trace all these criminals and with the assistance of PC Robo Dixons on every street corner, they will feel the minor criminals collars, fine them on the spot and bang them up if necessary.

🤡Uman rights lawyers will be most upset!🤡

JUSTICE. The clogged up judicial system will be speeded up now that minor crimes are expeditiously settled by all seeing Robo Cops on every street. The courts will only be used for more serious crimes like hate speech or miss gendering or flag waving demonstrations. Jury’s won’t be required as the all- knowing ROBO JUDGE will be able to quickly assess all-seeing camera evidence and dispense ROBO JUSTICE. Conviction rates will reach an all time high as robots are never wrong🤡

🤡In no time at all offending will fall🤡

PRISONS. Of course initially there will be a lot more convictions. ROBO PROBATION OFFICERS have an answer for that, home detention and – ROBO CORRECTIVE TAGS. Thanks to the genius of Elon Must, nurolink chips can be inserted in the heads of offenders and programmed with the required corrective behaviours. Small electric shocks will be administered for any steps taken outside your home during your sentence.

I am sure we will all feel much safer in this Robo controlled world.

🤡Won’t we?🤡