With the help of ChatGPT and AI, the Last Laugh Looney Party of Robo MP’s have solved all of the biggest domestic issues that were concerning the electorate.

Now it is time to turn their attention to major international events, namely Ukraine and Israel &Gaza.

President Tramp has done all the initial undiplomatic work of sowing confusion everywhere. Sir Keyer Stammer has b-b-b-backed him all the way and promised to put boots on the ground. Although he’s not quite sure if that is in Ukraine or Israel or Gaza.

Ever willing to spend more taxpayers hard earned cash, the Ministry of Defence ensured that 500,000 pairs of boots have already been ordered from Doc Martens and we just happen to have 500,000 immigrants twiddling their thumbs and waiting around in hotels ready to fill them🤡

Sir Stammer has called them “the Army of the Unwilling”

Once they are deployed/ deported he fully expects to share the Nobel Peace Prize with President Tramp.

“How lucky we are to have such great politicians who can establish peace in our time”