It is only a few weeks ago that the Last Laugh Loony Party came up with the idea of selling off some of the remnants of the British Empire. It has proved to be a brilliant move that has enabled the UK to pay off its national debt with the trillions of dollars President Tramp has paid for taking over these valuable assets.

We are laughing all the way to the bank, although we have had to give up a few holiday destinations.

So that makes us think about another U-turn. maybe we should keep the Chagos Islands after all. Then we can lease them to President Tramp or even sell them for another trillion or two.

Obviously the Mauritians won’t be too happy about our change of mind, so we should probably invade and take them over like Captain Cook did years ago.

Sir Keyer could go on regular overseas trips to Mauritus every Wednesday to avoid Prime Ministers Questions. He is quite keen on 4 day working weeks🤡 Maybe he could even have a free grace and favour home there and then he cold work from home and do Parliament on zoom.

It’s a hard life being Prime Minister.