Nobody has got on top of the NHS waiting list problem. It’s been growing ever longer, currently 7 million and counting. Filling the corridors of hospitals throughout the land.

But here’s a Looney idea to solve the problem overnight. Not based on modern management techniques, but harking back to the Model T Ford production line.

All thanks to the excellent Health Minister Wes Treating who first brought us CORRIDOR CARE. What if we turn all hospital corridors into one continuous rolling production line.

As soon as you enter the hospital your treatment starts and you are, of course, taken off the waiting list. Miraculously, waiting lists disappear 🤡 overnight.

Starting at A&E you enter the hospital and slowly move through all departments of the hospital, being tested and treated as you pass by. You travel through X-ray machines; MRI tubes and CT scanners. Blood tests; eye tests; hearing tests; hearing tests; urine tests; angiograms, cardiograms and all the ectomy’s and rectomy’s. Pills will be dispensed by robot nurses at each turn of the corridor.

A pill for all ills.

This state of the art Looney Health Care is expected to revolutionise the NHS. Since you are being treated for everything, there can’t possibly be anything wrong with you when you are finally discharged.

🤡AND YOU WILL CERTAINLY NOT WANT TO GO INTO HOSPITAL EVER AGAIN🤡