Author Archives: john graham

Beware the Ides of March.

Posted on March 15, 2026 by john graham

It is a blustery, breezy day and if “The ides of March” means anything, it is a portent of doom and gloom to come. Certainly it was for Julius Caesar, when he was stabbed to death on the 15 th … Continue reading →

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Smile Garden.

Posted on March 8, 2026 by john graham

The fist signs of spring in the garden can always lift the gloom of winter. Reminders of days long ago when my mum and dad stopped off in what seemed like a long trip to Gloucester to pick daffodils in … Continue reading →

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Looney Climate Change.

Posted on March 4, 2026 by john graham

There’s no point in denying it climate change is on the way. The ever so right Ed Elasticband has told us so. Now that all the pensioners have been sent into retirement in Spain, they will no longer need the … Continue reading →

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Looney Health Care

Posted on March 1, 2026 by john graham

Nobody has got on top of the NHS waiting list problem. It’s been growing ever longer, currently 7 million and counting. Filling the corridors of hospitals throughout the land. But here’s a Looney idea to solve the problem overnight. Not … Continue reading →

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Looney Ageing Britain.

Posted on February 25, 2026 by john graham

The ageing of the population is a major cause of Little Britain’s problems. Elderly people are a massive drain on health services and hoarders of their accumulated unearned wealth. They benefitted from all the freebies in their younger years. Free … Continue reading →

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Looney British Technology

Posted on February 22, 2026 by john graham

How does Little Britain become a Master of the Technology Universe? Here is the Looney answers. Bring all our children up from day one with a tablet in their hands. Many parents are already doing this already. Children will never … Continue reading →

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Looney Little Britain.

Posted on February 18, 2026 by john graham

It has been a rollercoaster last few weeks. Or maybe year? Or even two or three years? Much has changed since the turn of the millennium. But there wasn’t a big BOOM moment, the change was gradual and had many … Continue reading →

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Islands of Last Resort.

Posted on February 15, 2026 by john graham

Sirkeyer has now at last got the hang of all this Island hopping. Or is Island shopping ? Either way, if President Tramp has got the money we have the islands for sale. Selling off the last vestiges of the … Continue reading →

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Spare Islands.

Posted on February 11, 2026 by john graham

In a final gesture towards cementing the “special relationship” with KING PRESIDENT SUPREME EMPEROR HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PIRATE ADMIRAL TRAMP, the ever-so-humble Sir Keyer has one more gift to give. It is obvious that the Scottish National Party are still … Continue reading →

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Treasure Islands Rethink.

Posted on February 8, 2026 by john graham

It is only a few weeks ago that the Last Laugh Loony Party came up with the idea of selling off some of the remnants of the British Empire. It has proved to be a brilliant move that has enabled … Continue reading →

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