Cox’s Orange Pipin.

There is a natural alternative to the dramatic growth in the use of pills💊 It could save the NHS a fortune and there are lots growing in my back garden.

The old saying “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”.

These days it can be very difficult to see a doctor, if you can get through on the phone the appointments are often all fully booked. If you go to hospital the Junior Doctors are picketing at the front gates.

So my apple tree could be a solution to all ills. I think I am going to sell shares in it around the village. Then if that takes off, I could even float it on the stock market. Steve Jobs did that with another Apple and he did quite well🤡

Doctors can strike all they like: the NHS 💊 bill will drop a lot; sell any shares you have in Big Pharma.

With luck I have found in my garden …..

THE MAGIC MONEY TREE 🤡

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Pill Epidemic 💊💊💊

This is my 28th post on pills. The older you get, it seems the timetable of you life becomes dominated by them. Pills for breakfast 💊💊 pills for lunch 💊💊💊 pills for tea 💊💊and at least one or more before bedtime. 💊

( You can see all my earlier posts by clicking on “Pills” in the Tag Cloud )

Milly has been the star of my pill blogs in the past. Like a lot of older people she has several chronic health conditions and consequently takes a variety of different pills. On average the elderly take 5 pills a day💊💊💊💊💊

The aging of the UK population means that the use of pills, free on prescription, will rise dramatically in the years ahead.

In England alone in 2024/25 1.26 billion items were dispensed at a cost of £11.2 billion. Good news for the drug companies, not so good for the tax payers.

The volume of drugs prescribed has been increasing year on year by about 4% and the cost of items increased by about 2%. That’ a tidal wave surging over the NHS in the years ahead.

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Fantasy Conservative Budget

The Conservatives have their own ideas about the forthcoming budget, which is an easy fantasy to have, because they won’t need to actually carry it out.

Here is what they might do :-

  • Lower taxes for everyone free them up to spend their own money. Say reduce income tax to 10% !
  • Scrap VAT and instantly everything becomes cheaper. SIMPLE.
  • Scrap corporation tax for small businesses all together and for big businesses reduce it to 10%.
  • Drill baby drill all over the North Sea; frack in all Labour voting constituencies unless they vote in a Conservative MP; build windmills all over Scotland and build nuclear power stations throughout Wales.
  • Sell off the BBC to the highest bidder. Probably only Elon Musk can afford it and no doubt he will want to sack over half the staff straight away. Which is a real shame🤡

How is all this going to be paid for? SIMPLE

Sack 50% of the civil servants on the toss of a coin. Heads you stay tails you go. Pay all the “tails” a generous redundancy payment of £1.

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Fantasy Labour Budget

What if all their dreams came true and the Labour MP’s could have everything and anything they want in the Budget ? Cost doesn’t matter, because they can always get more money on the HP or Wonga, whatever that is.

Here’s a shopping list to be going on with :-

  • Freeze rents forever and stop all evictions for people who can’t pay.
  • Build houses anywhere you like as long as you don’t tread on a newt.
  • Solve the immigration backlog by granting asylum to all those awaiting their claim to be considered, provided they promise to be good boys and girls and others.
  • Stop illegal boat crossings immediately by welcoming anyone who wants to come to the UK and their relatives ….and friends.
  • Make benefits available to any one who wants them, provided they promise to say “scouts honour they really need them“.

Pay for all this by taxing the rich, which will be defined as anyone with more than £1,000,000, except for present and former MP’s who will be exempted from paying tax as a thank you for their service.

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LLLP BBC

The BBC has been all over the news in the last few days for all the wrong reasons. Nobody seems to love dear old “Auntie” anymore. Nor does calling it “OUR BBC” appear to have convinced anyone that it is ours. The only people who believe that are the 21,000 people who work there.

It’s President Tramp, who has brought it into the headlines recently by threatening to sue it for a billion dollars. That’s quite a big slice out of its annual budget of £5.4 billion.

His is not the only complaint, the BBC has been digging a hole for a long time and it’s finally fallen in😂

Some of its fallen stars :-

  • Jimmy Saville stopped “ fixing it for you”
  • Hew Edward’s brought us “ bad News at Ten”
  • Gary Lineaker went offside in “Match of the day”
  • Greg Wallace cooked his own goose
  • Martin Bashir for hoodwinking Princess Diana.

But also the endless repeats and repeats and repeats; it’s drive to be ever more WOKE and the relentless rise in the License Fee —- £169.50 and counting !

The Beeb needs a haircut and the LLLP are ready for the challenge.

  • Strip out all the highly paid presenters.
  • Forget 24 hour news. Limit news broadcasts to breakfast/ lunch/ tea/ supper time.
  • Take out all the middle managers; editors; assistant editors; production co-ordinations; content creators; floor managers; shift leaders; communications officers; business development managers; delivery staff… the job list grows faster than I can type🤡
  • Only have real celebrities on Strictly not people you don’t recognise.
  • Have at least one Clint Eastwood film on every night.

In an excellent book published in the 1970’s, Antony Jay wrote about the BBC from the inside. It was about group think, entitled “Corporation Man” and the thing I remember most was his description of the extravagant use of Corporation money. To Licences Fee payers it was their ££££££.

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Full Loony Budget

After her decluttering budget proposals in my last post, Sir Keyer put Rach on sick leave. Not because she was sick, but because he was sick of her.

Now in desperation he has turned to the Last Laugh Looney Party for some more radical suggestions to solve out economic woes.

  • Firstly, let’s stop all public enquiries. There are currently 24 of them, most of which have been going on for years and whose recommendations will be ignored anyway. Sadly it will put hundreds of lawyers out of work 😂
  • Secondly, cancel HS2 and Heathrow’s new runway and the tunnel under Stone Henge and every other capital project which is over budget. Which is probably all of them !
  • Thirdly, close down all the Quango’s. 600 at the latest count costing £343 billion, or 30% of the Government’s annual budget. They can continue on a voluntary basis or be funded as a charity if people or businesses are willing to pay for them.
  • Fourthly, radically rethink our defence policy, based on Ukraine’s recent experience. Don’t bother buying billion £ aircraft carriers that don’t fly planes; or submarines that we never see at sea; or tanks that at £8 million each arrive years late and out of date. Retire all the armchair generals and recruit a regiment of 8 year old gaming children, who can shoot down drones in a click. For not much more than minimum wages, a Mars bar and a bottle of fizzy pop.
  • Fifthly, put all the illegal immigrants to work, while they wait for their claim to stay to be evaluated, which will probably take years. They could build new prisons, which they could then go and live in until they are finally deported. At least that way we would get something to show for all the money they are costing us.

That’s FIVE LOONEY IDEAS to be going on with, but it probably doesn’t go far enough in reducing our national debt. I would have asked the Office of Budget Responsibility to calculate how much would be saved. But unfortunately they were scrapped in step three🤡

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LLLP BUDGET

Rachael Rivet is contemplating her upcoming budget. Apparently she has a big hole to fill. £20 billion……£30 billion….£50 billion…who knows? Certainly Rachael doesn’t.

So perhaps the Last Laugh Looney Party can offer her a few ideas that would please the disaffected voters :-

  • Increase the National Minimum Wage to £20 an hour. That should get a lot of people rushing for jobs. Especially if they can keep ‘working from home’. Oh and work a four day week for 5 days pay. And go off sick on the first day.
  • Give everybody a New Electric Car to hasten our progress towards nett zero. Only of course if they qualify for the National Mobility Scam. To qualify you need to say you are depressed or at least a bit fed up.
  • Reinstate the Pensioners Winter Fuel Allowance and Triple it. At the same time increase the retirement age to 99.

How is all this going to be paid for ? How are we to fill the black hole?

Simple …….. CLUTTER

We have all got too much clutter and Rach thinks we should throw it all out …. Or more precisely, give it to her. Then she can sell it on EBay and use the money to pay off the National Debt and thereby fill in the black hole.

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Leaves Off Trees.

It’s a chilly, windy leaves off trees day.

Uninviting, but still exciting.

Transforming the last of the summer sunshine.

To a November bonfire of a year gone by.

Is there a political parallel or even parody?

Well the shine has worn off the early victory euphoria.

No more fig leaves covering up the unplanned promises.

No houses built; no boats stopped; no waiting lists dropped.

Just the autumn of a few careers, before a bleak midwinter.

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Flue Jab Cold.

Is there a link between the flue jab and cold?

I am beginning to think so.

I am the living example☹️

Flue jab three weeks ago

And BINGO,

Cold starts a week later☹️

Not just any old cold

A real MAN COLD.

Complete with headaches, a

And sneezing,

And back aches,

And exhaustion,

And brain fog,

And endless coughing,

And even more coughing.

HENCE NO BLOG!

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Bungalow Moonshot.

This post follows on from my last, on my favourite subject 🤡 BUNGALOWS. It’s obviously popular with journalists because they keep writing about it and with politicians, who keep talking about it. Older people too, keep dreaming about it. Sadly as I explained previously, they are all going to be disappointed. There is not going to be an explosion of new bungalows all over the countryside.

However, in those dreams and aspirations there is a golden key. DOWNSIZING and EQUITY RELEASE.

These two issues have the solution to some older peoples better later lives, if they have the courage and opportunity to use them. Downsizing gives them a smaller property to manage and the release of equity provides money for care should they require it in the future.

But the answer lies in the sky not on the ground. You have to build upwards not outwards. In other words you need to build much higher density housing to offset high land acquisition costs.

Large scale Retirement Villages have long been a feature of housing in America and Australia, but their adoption in the UK has been slow. Partly because of “the bungalow illusion” and also because in the UK private housing sector it has become an expensive option, only available to the wealthiest pensioners.

Government intervention in this market has been very cautious, for fear of upsetting voters. A bolder policy would be to promote retirement housing as a way of freeing up under occupied family housing.

However, either capital subsidy would be necessary if the accommodation is to be affordable to all, or guaranteed social insurance for care costs. Successive Governments have been reluctant to provide either option. Until they do we will continue to have beds blocked in the NHS and poor quality social and domiciliary care.

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