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In anticipation of a landslide of disaffected voters turning up at the local elections and not knowing who on earth to vote for, the Last Laugh Looney Party has come up with an unlikely coalition of odd balls. MP’s who have realised that even after they have somehow been successfully elected, they still can’t change anything. But they do enjoy the perks and self-importance of being in Parliament.

Protesters about anything and everything. Rebels with and without a cause.

The outcasts are:-

• Jeremy Corbit ousted from the Labour Party.
• Rosie Plumduff sent to Coventry for her views on women.
• All SNP’s who are leaderless and rudderless.
• All the Irish MP’s both sitting and not sitting.
• The Welsh Nationalists lost in a language not a song.
• The lonely Green.
• The Conservatives out of favour – too right or too left.
• The Reform Party who need reforming even before they’ve started to reform.

It will definitely be worth joining the LLLP Coalition because that way they can continue to claim expenses and join committees and go on fact finding missions to Bali or the Maldives. 🤡 They can champion the poor without having to change anything. 🤡They can butter up the rich in the hope of a job when they cease to be an MP. 🤡

THEY ARE ALL TRAMPERS NOW🤡

As the May local elections loom the Last Laugh Looney Party may have come up with an election winner.

They have been digging deep into potholes, as this may be the key to election success. Surely potholes can’t be too difficult to fix?

The current way of doing things is dreadfully slow :- inspect the hole first — draw a white circle around it —- leave it a few days —- send six men to put cones around it —- put up some traffic lights —- break for tea —- make the pothole bigger —- more tea —- fill in the enlarged hole with tarmac – more cones – final cup of tea— take down traffic lights — move on to next hole.

Daventry District Council has millions of potholes to fill in, the process could take years !

We need a radical new way. A LOONEY fix🤡

The Last Laugh Looney Party looked to dentists for a solution, after all they probably do a lot more fillings than Daventry District Council.

How about if the LLLP had a fleet of toothpaste tube shaped lorries robotically controlled to travel the roads of Daventry District at night, pausing at every pothole and filling it in with rapid hardening cement and a special dash of Fixodent. One quick squirt and holes of all shapes and sizes can be filled in a few seconds. Leaving the tube to move quickly to the next pothole. It’s a game changer🤡 All sponsored by Colgate.

This could be replicated in other District Councils, sponsored by other leading toothpaste brands.

It will be called the “POTHOLE ORIGINAL OMNIFIX PROJECT”.

The cost of road repairs has been estimated to be £16.8 billion. The LLLP POOP solution would dramatically reduce this and radically speed up the process.

It could provide a road sweeping victory for the LLLP across the country.

Emperor Tramp is having a laugh, which is why he is an ideal member of the Last Laugh Looney Party. His sense of humour is based on smoke and mirrors, which makes it difficult to know what he really intends. Indeed he often doesn’t know himself what he really intends🤡

So far he has succeeded in discombobulating lots of his opponents in the USA and especially politicians in the UK and Europe. Nobody is sure what he is about to do next. He is the only one still smiling, although “the Russians are coming” is a warning that is increasingly relevant.

His next bold move is to form RATO — Russian American Treaty Organisation —as a replacement for NATO.

RATO is the new alliance between America and Russia, where both countries have agreed to share their nuclear weapons and only use them in a dire emergency- like a war😈 For this Emperor Tramp and Mr Rasputin have jointly been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize 🤡🤡

Emperor Tramp returned with the treaty in hand proclaiming :-

“Peace in our time”