The Riski Army has really taken off. As a great idea. Almost overnight the little rubber dinghies have stopped crossing the Channel. Riski holiday camps have sprung up in Scotland and have been renamed Riski’s Luxury Hotels. Three hundred have been built to the highest possible standards. Army standards that is —- a camp bed, a small locker and a straw bale for sitting on, if you ever have time.
The army has also been given a new title and is to be called Riski’s Foreign Legion. It is now 3,000.000 strong and is larger than the Russian Red Army or the NHS. Recruits are being trained in all the essential skills —— train driving; nursing; delivery driving; driving instructing; ambulance drivers; DVLA administering; vegetable picking; —— and forward planning for other possible strikes will include G.P.’s; brain surgeons; dust bin collectors and anybody who wants more money. Except for civil servants, lawyers and bankers, who if they go on strike, won’t be replaced. Oh! And the House of Lards.
Thinking about it, it is not such a bad deal, when compared to the current situation of illegal migrants who pay £5,000 to cross the Channel in a flimsy dinghy and the end up in a non-luxury hotel or holiday camp, while they wait three years to have their case assessed before being sent to Rwanda.
To be in The Riski Army will be a matter of pride. They will be taught English and wear smart uniforms. The uniforms will be copied from the Last Laugh Loony Party so that their contribution to society can be clearly seen where ever they work. They will be taught new skills and be given badges for achievements, like the Boy Scouts and Girl Guides. High achievers will be promoted to leadership roles and can in two years move on to the Riski University.
At any time it is possible to be demobbed from the Riski Army you just have to agree to pay for your own flight home or go anywhere else that will have you.
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Alas Dear sirs/ladies I am at a lost RISHI-Dishi is developing lots of new ides, and I remain with my head buried in the sand, and my backside ready to be kicked from here to kingdom come!!!
However while I/we contemplate the future of RISHI and his ARMY, I still wonder if they are conscripted souls, of TERRITORIAL VOLUNTEER SOULs ready to help the nation??? But wait a minute it is Boxing day when well wished postman/milkmen/ladies/ Paperboys and girls would receive their christmas thanks and best wishes for the new year from the household!!! So here I stand pondering what are the Long Lost Lonnie Party doing just now?? Are we being selfish, or do we wish everyone what ever colour/creed/nationality to undertake a few moment and consider what their own personal wish maybe on New Years EVE as we well come in the NEW YEAR 2023? Will it be a selfish wish or a joyous wish for us all as a society and nations of nations, or maybe country of countries, all doing the Highland fling or a Jig or two. Remember it takes 2 to tango; and a host of us to make a Commonwealth of nations.
RISHI’s Army?? what are they up to???? I know ‘M/s Stergeon’ is permitting us to change sex, but not country beliefs? OH Dear, am I am sexless, what did I get married for??? Bigotry and bias?? I wonder?? come back LLLP, and make my wishes be happy ones this ‘HOGMANY’.
In the meanwhile I wish all our readers a very Happy and prosperous new year, in thought word and deed!!!!!
I ponder, INDian, Pakistani, australian, new zeland, american and other world nations, or Yorkshire, lancashire, scottish, welsh Irish, European roots what is it that makes us act as a nation????
Is it monies, in its many forms, and or is it compassion, that makes us act for all peoples??? Tell me quietly please I feel the nation I knew of my forefathers is under a radical change, and I need to be guided to make it for the better, with forgiveness and understanding for all!!! Not just prejudice and ill feelings?