LLLP in America

Covid dragged me down for the last month and stopped my blogging, but a lot happened in the meantime on the political front.

The Last Laugh Looney Party has decided to recolonise the USA. It is a bold move, but they have got a lot of surplus oil that could supplement our windmills. Prime Minister Gifted Stammer sent over some junior politicos, but they backed the wrong horse. The LLLP cunningly recruited Nige the drinker Farage and he coseyed up to Mr Tramp. They promptly went on to win the election, which was a surprise to everyone except the LLLP.

The next move is for King Charles III to go on the stamps and become honorary King. Harry and Megan can then reassume royal duties and become Prince and Princess of Alaska.

In the meantime President elect Tramp has been appointing a looney style cabinet of rouges and vagabonds to sort out Washington on Monday; the war in Ukraine on Tuesday; the war in Israel on Wednesday; and finally to start a war between China and Taiwan on Thursday.

After a busy first week as President, the LLLP plan is to send Mr Tramp on Mr Must’s rockets to Mars as the first President of the Universe.

Surprising what can happen in just a few weeks with loonies in charge 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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2 Responses to LLLP in America

  1. we are all in the clouds!!!! LLLP to the forefront!!! The colour of the clouds mainly grey? I just trust not storm clouds.

  2. Thischo! Thischo! the above attached blogs, and the Long last LOONIE Party/s suggestions, are moderated by old age and a little wisdom-I believe? WE under or world wide tour guide, and lack of a national airtransport flag carrier, and being gradully isolated, both in thought and deed; so i believe. The situation in Ukraine, the middle east, and the forthcoming elections for a president IN the USA, creates in my mind uncertainly, and while i cannot change the situation for my self, I wish to understand what are my choices, if I have to vote or dicuss the future of our nation for our and others children.

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