In a final gesture towards cementing the “special relationship” with KING PRESIDENT SUPREME EMPEROR HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PIRATE ADMIRAL TRAMP, the ever-so-humble Sir Keyer has one more gift to give.
It is obvious that the Scottish National Party are still promoting their wish for independence for Scotland and sooner or later they will probably win. So before they succeed, Sir Keyer, with his Clint Eastwood Stetson hat on, is going to flog off the Scottish islands for “a few dollars more”.
The Inner Hebrides, the Outer Hebrides, the Orkney Islands and the Shetlands all to go. Who knows there is probably huge oil and gas still to be discovered and rare earth minerals. And gold lots of gold maybe. And haggis.
If each island is treated as a separate State of the expanded USA, KPSEHRHPA TRAMP can fulfil his ambition of the USA becoming 100 States.
Not only that, but each island will need a Governor and a Senator, with a very very substantial salary. When they join the Republican Party they can keep KING PRESIDENT SUPREME EMPEROR HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PIRATE ADMIRAL TRAMP in power for many more beautiful years.
Just like Putin and that Chinese Guy whatsisname.
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WhoooE! what does one do when the POLICIANS are at Play? Trump All ready Owns a Golf Club and Grounds in Scotand? Does he not? I am wondering if Sir Keith Stammer RT Honourable Prime Minister for the UK Governemnt is playing for a clear round, or and a hole in One? Making up to MR TRUMP?
WESTMINISTER, or the world of British Politics is all at PLAY, deciding what the POLICIES for OUR FUTURE THE UK Nation are to be? WE appear to be at the kitchen sink washing all our beliefs in PUBLIC, without a thought or 2 of INTEGRITY and Honesty!!!!
WHERE OH Where are we going as a nation, for the future of this Parliament?
Please what is the wishes of the British Nation, and have the current Paliament-all members making reasonable and intelligent decisions? Or are Parliament Being Influanace by The British Press, and chasing a popularity polices made every day, without a thought of tommorrow.