Author Archives: john graham

LLLP PotHole Result !

Posted on April 21, 2024 by john graham

The Local election results were a great success for the Last Laugh Looney Party. Their “PotHole Policy” proved a vote winner. They were elected in 100% of the seats in every Local Authority. Unfortunately in most places only one third … Continue reading →

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LLLP PotHole Policy Extra !

Posted on April 16, 2024 by john graham

The LLLP decided to enhance their appeal to voters in the upcoming local elections with some fun and incentives to get people to go out and vote. Still focussed on their “ PotHole Policy”. It appears to the LLLP that … Continue reading →

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LLLP Pot Hole Policy.

Posted on April 15, 2024 by john graham

The local elections are coming up soon and the Last Laugh Looney Party is going to put up a candid in every local area. With just one idea to prove how effective they can be ! “ The Pot Hole … Continue reading →

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Trousered !

Posted on April 9, 2024 by john graham

When I was a young lad, I was forever growing out of my trousers. Much to my mother’s dismay, either the legs were too short or the waist was too tight, or sometimes both at the same time. Which ever … Continue reading →

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Pots of pots.

Posted on April 3, 2024 by john graham

Every gardener knows this story. Come the spring it is time to start sowing seeds in pots 🪴and for a short cut, to buy some plants at the local garden centre already in pots🪴. So over the years you accumulate … Continue reading →

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LLLP GGB Rest – Climate Change.

Posted on March 24, 2024 by john graham

How many more glaciers need to melt before it becomes obvious to everyone that climate change is happening. Reaching nett zero carbon emissions by 2050 is the agreed target by most Nations. How to get there is not at all … Continue reading →

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Empty Town Centres.

Posted on March 23, 2024 by john graham

No wonder our town centres are empty! Recently I went into Rugby to get some new glasses. I haven’t been for quite a while. I went to the nearest car park to the opticians. It’s not one I use often, … Continue reading →

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LLLP GGB Reset DEFENCE.

Posted on March 17, 2024 by john graham

In this much troubled world we need to be ready to defend ourselves. It won’t be easy with most of our armed service staff sitting at desks in Whitehall or maybe working from home. Neither will it help if our … Continue reading →

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LLLP GGB Reset NHS

Posted on March 17, 2024 by john graham

Cutting the NHS waiting lists was one of Riski’s key promises. It’s one that he has failed to deliver on, partly thanks to the endless strikes by nurses, junior doctors and consultants. What ever happened to their promise “ to … Continue reading →

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Two Year Timeout Plan Rules.

Posted on March 13, 2024 by john graham

We only have two years to reset everything on a better path. We can’t throw money at everything. New money must come from existing budgets or from charging for services upfront. Civil servants need to be civil and positive or … Continue reading →

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