Author Archives: john graham

Riski’s Climate Change Plan

Posted on August 13, 2023 by john graham

On holiday in sunny California and visiting Disney, Riski had a sudden revelation about how to rebrand Britain in the light of climate change. It’s an idea that could restore the economy; solve the illegal migration crisis; put two fingers … Continue reading →

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Riski’s Rail Plan.

Posted on August 9, 2023 by john graham

HS2 has turned into a National disaster. Years behind schedule, it has already cost £40 billion and not a track has been laid yet. Because of spiralling costs, both ends of the line have been chopped off at least until … Continue reading →

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LLLP Covid Enquiry.

Posted on August 6, 2023 by john graham

The Government has just started it’s enquiry into the Covid outbreak. Somewhat conveniently that’s three years after it started, which is just long enough for all politicians and key other people who were involved to have moved on. What’s more … Continue reading →

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Barista’s or Barristers?

Posted on August 3, 2023 by john graham

How a simple spelling mistake can lead to migration chaos ! Everyone knows it takes longer to get a cup of coffee at Costa Lottee or Sturrbucks or any of the many posh cafes that have replaced high street shops … Continue reading →

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Bogged Down

Posted on July 30, 2023 by john graham

Back in the early days of COVID; or was it the war in Ukraine; or some other recent crisis; queues began to form in Tesco’s, as soon as people were told not to “panic buy”. Strangely enough, when you tell … Continue reading →

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McBODJ’s SCOTTISH BETRAYAL.

Posted on July 23, 2023 by john graham

Resting on his deckchair in not so sunny Scotland, KING McBODJ began to wonder if he had slipped into a backwater and might miss his opportunity to become World Leader. He needed another of his “ great ideas”. In a … Continue reading →

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The King McBODJ Legacy.

Posted on July 16, 2023 by john graham

In an earlier post I said that KING McBODJ had a succession plan. This was because it is clearly not possible, even for a great man like Bodj, to solve all the worlds problems in one lifetime. So KING McBODJ … Continue reading →

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Promises Fulfilled 🤡

Posted on July 14, 2023 by john graham

From my last post, it is clear that we have a great many problems which are not being solved and never will be unless we take radical action. So to start with we need to put the country* on a … Continue reading →

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Empty Promises.

Posted on July 9, 2023 by john graham

It’s been five months since my last post and in between now and then ,,,, a void! An awful lot has not happened. COVID has cooled down. GLOBAL WARMING has hotted up. The WAR IN UKRAINE is still on-going. We … Continue reading →

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My Trombone Years.

Posted on February 16, 2023 by john graham

Tentatively stepping into a new era. Useful youthful employment a distant memory. Agility just a letter or two away from fragility. Observing a whirlwind world of challenges. Reading the writings of bewildered watchers-on. A trombone time of loud noise, but … Continue reading →

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