Tag Archives: “LLLP”

LLLP “Freedom Workforce”

Posted on August 27, 2023 by john graham

As I have said before both Riski and Stammer are not going to be able to solve the countries problems without loads of money—which we haven’t got. Stopping the boats didn’t work and prison doesn’t work. At the last count … Continue reading →

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The LLLP is back 🤡

Posted on August 23, 2023 by john graham

The General Election is only a year away and Riski and Stammer are paralysed with a lack of imagination. What can they promise the voters if there is no money to spend? Time for some Last Laugh Looney Party free … Continue reading →

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LLLP Covid Enquiry.

Posted on August 6, 2023 by john graham

The Government has just started it’s enquiry into the Covid outbreak. Somewhat conveniently that’s three years after it started, which is just long enough for all politicians and key other people who were involved to have moved on. What’s more … Continue reading →

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Riski University.

Posted on December 30, 2022 by john graham

The Riski University is an early way out of the Riski Army after one year of service in the army. It will be modelled on the apprentice TV show and focussed on practical business skills. Lord Sugar has agreed to … Continue reading →

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The Riski Army 2

Posted on December 26, 2022 by john graham

The Riski Army has really taken off. As a great idea. Almost overnight the little rubber dinghies have stopped crossing the Channel. Riski holiday camps have sprung up in Scotland and have been renamed Riski’s Luxury Hotels. Three hundred have … Continue reading →

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The Riski Army.

Posted on December 21, 2022 by john graham

Almost by accident Riski Somewhat, our nearly new latest Prime Minister may have stumbled upon the answer to all our problems. No more labour shortages. Anyone who wants to come here, who is over the age of eighteen is welcome, … Continue reading →

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Second letter to Kirkcaldy.

Posted on December 18, 2022 by john graham

Dear Andy, I do hope you have received my first letter, although sadly I misspelt Kirkcaldy. Still I am sure Jock the postie knew what I ment. After all, I was only trying to keep him in a job. There … Continue reading →

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The Albanian Solution.

Posted on November 14, 2022 by john graham

For years now the NHS has been bedevilled with the problem of bed-blocking. Now, the issue is more acute than ever, with thousands of elderly people unable to be discharged, either to residential care homes due to staff shortages and … Continue reading →

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Bopportunities on the Cabinet.

Posted on June 10, 2022 by john graham

Bodj was upset by the no-confidence vote by his MP’s at the rebellious 1922 committee. After all . He got most of them elected in the first place! So Bodj will sort that by making all 154 rebels Cabinet Ministers, … Continue reading →

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LLLP Daft Ideas for Scotland

Posted on April 4, 2021 by john graham

The local election season is nearly upon us and all sorts of aspiring politicians will be putting forward their thoughts on how they will change the world.   So the Last Laugh Looney Party is  floating a few random proposals to … Continue reading →

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