Tag Archives: “LLLP”

LLLP Speedy Justice.

Posted on June 11, 2025 by john graham

Fresh from her success in creating a lot more prison places with her innovative bunk bed idea, Shababa Badmood has turned her attention to the huge number of people on remand awaiting trial. What we need is much swifter justice. … Continue reading →

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LLLP Speedy Defence🤡

Posted on June 4, 2025 by john graham

Sir Keyer Stammer has this week announced his UK long term defence plan. It is indeed very long term because the funding is not available until 2034 or even later. Presumably wars break out slowly these days🤡 We are going … Continue reading →

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LLLP WAITING LISTS🤡

Posted on June 1, 2025 by john graham

NHS waiting lists growing longer and longer has bedevilled politicians ever since the Covid years. The Conservatives couldn’t shake it off and now the Labour government is dogged with it. It seems like everything they try is doomed to fail. … Continue reading →

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LLLP Prison overcrowding.

Posted on May 28, 2025 by john graham

Sir Keyer Stammer has been fretting about our prisons being so full up. As a lawyer and former Director of Public Prosecutions, Sir “Lock em up” Keyer, wants to free up prison places by freeing more prisoners, so he can … Continue reading →

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LLLP Small Boats

Posted on May 25, 2025 by john graham

The D Day anniversary channel crossing of small boats to commemorate the evacuation of Dunkirk, gave the Last Laugh Looney Party an idea. A simple solution to illegal channel crossings 🤡 Round up all the illegal immigrants arriving on our … Continue reading →

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Breaking Walls Down🤡

Posted on May 4, 2025 by john graham

After the spectacular Local Election results expected by Friday the Willies are JUBILANT 🤡 A collection of odd balls elected everywhere. Hot off the press — Ed Elasticband has defected to the Willies, now that Keyer Stammer has decided he … Continue reading →

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LLLP Coalition of the Willies.

Posted on April 30, 2025 by john graham

In anticipation of a landslide of disaffected voters turning up at the local elections and not knowing who on earth to vote for, the Last Laugh Looney Party has come up with an unlikely coalition of odd balls. MP’s who … Continue reading →

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Looney P.O.O.P

Posted on April 27, 2025 by john graham

As the May local elections loom the Last Laugh Looney Party may have come up with an election winner. They have been digging deep into potholes, as this may be the key to election success. Surely potholes can’t be too … Continue reading →

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Smiling Tramp🤡

Posted on March 30, 2025 by john graham

Emperor Tramp is having a laugh, which is why he is an ideal member of the Last Laugh Looney Party. His sense of humour is based on smoke and mirrors, which makes it difficult to know what he really intends. … Continue reading →

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Smiling Tarriffs🤡

Posted on March 26, 2025 by john graham

Now that the UK has become the First State of the American Empire, Emperor Tramp has declared that we will be beautifully tariff free. There will be no import taxes or export taxes between Britain and the USA. Sir Keyer … Continue reading →

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