This is the sequel to my last post and the start of a whole new political era in the Last Laugh Looney Party UK. Or as it is more commonly called the UP-EM-ALL-PARTY 😀 😀😀😀
The first step will be to encourage more resignations from the current political parties. This will be done in the traditional way of appealing to MPs’ egos and their pockets. All the defectors from either main party will be offered Ministerial positions in the new Government, if the LLLP is successful at the soon-to-be upcoming General Election. Each new Minister will have a car and a chauffeur and an important red box and six paid Ministerial Aides, (which could be their family and friends) and a Ministerial title of their own choosing. This may well mean we have several Chancellor’s of the Exchequer and probably twenty or thirty Overseas Aid Ministers, who will jet about saving the world with our money.
There could also be some surprising new positions:- Mr Corbinista, Minister for Manholes; Mrs MaybeMaybenot, Minister for Designer Shoes; Mr Boris Johnstoned, Minister for Hairdressers; Mr Michael Goad, Minister for Rubbish one day and Climate Change the next or any thing that will keep him in the headlines. These are just a few of the roles they could fulfil in a new Government.
The smaller party’s are not included in this offer, they can just continue arguing amongst themselves. They will have exclusive use of the debating chamber because all the Ministers will be out and about in their shiny new cars and on frequent foreign trips.
Of course this is all fantasy, there won’t really be hundreds of new Ministers, that was just a politician’s promise that the LLLP never intended to keep once it got into office 🤡. There won’t even be many politicians, since one of the first moves of the LLLP will be to slim down Parliament. The House Of Lords will become the House of Lord and that’s me. The House of Commons will have just two MP’s, one for everything and one against everything, and I, as the Chief Lord will have the casting vote. That way it will be very democratic !
Long live the UP-EM-ALL-PARTY !