A few years ago the Last Laugh Loony Party were asked by Prime Minister MaybeMaybenot to help with the Brexit negotiations. Now that task is almost complete and she has reached a truly Looney solution, which is to have no solution at all. It is completely clear that the LLLP has done the job. Both sides of the political divide are at odds with each other and with themselves.
The E.U. negotiators couldn’t have been more helpful or more unhelpful every step of the way. Mr Junket’s pronouncements only served to inflame the situation with each new position. Ably-assisted by French President Macceroni pompously throwing in his sixth pennarth every now and again, or should that be six euros 😀
Back in Britain, the resignations have started in Parliament in both the Conservative and Labour Parties. They are jumping ship before the ship sinks, but they don’t yet have another ship to jump onto. Is this an opportunity for the LLLP seize control ? Maybe /maybe not. The cabinet leavers are rudderless – they don’t know where they are going – and leaderless. It is a prefect LLLP political storm 😈
The headline news tomorrow will be :-
“ The LLLP resigns from the Cabinet and forms a new coilition !”
Watch this space……………. for more resignations .