The new soap opera starts today” CORONAPOP STREET “. This follows on from Prime Minister Bodj’s first wise decision, which is to cancel his daily TV broadcasts. They just got him into trouble all the time and none of his Ministers could answer any questions with a straight face.
The LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY will write the script and pull all the strings behind the scenes. This immediately means Dominic Cummings will become a knight and if the Queen doesn’t cut his head off when she appoints him, he will become Sir Dominic Goings. 🤡
The rest of the Cabinet will be quarantined for fourteen days, while the LLLP decides what to do with them. While they are locked away, they will receive statutory sick pay and free food parcels. Unfortunately it may take the civil service a while to organise the payments and food deliveries 🤡 Oh! and we may not be able to track and trace them ever again 🤡 But we are working on it tirelessly, honest 🤡
There are two other quick decisions Bodj can make during this first episode. Firstly to sack Gav “the child” Williamson, for his short distinguished service as Education Secretary, he has been sent back to primary school to grow up.
The second disappointment will be to get rid of Theresa Coffey, who was Minister of something she couldn’t remember. But also for having a name like Coffey during a pandemic.
SIR CAPTAIN TOM will be the first appointment to the new cabinet. He will be Minister for Sport and be in charge of getting the nation fit again 🤡🏃🏽♂️
Secondly MARKUS RASHFORD will be asked to join on a free transfer, because there will be no more silly football behind closed doors for a while 🤡⚽️
There will be more appointments and disappointments in the next episode🤡