Here’s Bodj’s new message in the next episode of CORONAPOP STREET:-
“You have all done a great job during my lockdown. It must have been extremely difficult for those of you who were working to have to stay at home. I know how hard it was for Dominic. Still I hope the dosh that Chancellor Rushi Havesomemoney doled out made up for the terrible sacrifice of having to stay in during the sunny weather.
I know many of my cabinet Ministers have been tirelessly working on your behalf, travelling around in this hot summer, in their/your chauffeur driven, air-conditioned, luxury cars. Zooming from TV studio to photo opportunity. It has been especially hard having to learn all those stock phrases :- STAY SAFE, STAY IN , STAY STILL, PROTECT THE NHS, PROTECT YOURSELVES, PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT, SAVE THE WHALES, LONG LIVE THE QUEEN.
Now it is almost all over and Rushi is running out of money, we have a whole brand new, world beating strategy. We want you to forget all about Coronapop, at least for a while, and STAY OUT, STAY CLOSE, STAYCATION, PROTECT YOURSELF WITH SUNCREAM, PROTECT STATUES, …….. OH! and WASH YOUR HANDS.”
Here’s the new message for today :