In this new golden age of Bopportunities Prime Minister Bodj has now turned his attention to solving the NHS. After his much celebrated success with the vaccine roll-out Bodj has concluded only his GREAT IDEAS will radically change the delivery of health services in the UK.
At the beginning of his reign as Prime Minister Bodj promised to increase the number of GP’s by 20,000. (Or was that nurses?…… or policemen OOPS! Police people.). There have been so many promises.
Then COVID came along and all the GP’s disappeared. Off into Zoom heaven. Still there was always 111, where they will tell you either to go to bed with an aspirin, or if you are really, really sick as a parrot ill they will call you an ambulance, which should arrive in a few days. Then you will be taken to a hospital car park where you can wait a few more days. Next if you haven’t got better or died they will put you on a trolly and wheel you into A&E, where you can wait a bit longer. In fact it might be a lot longer, but don’t worry, none of these delays count in the NHS waiting time statistics, because you are not officially a patient until you see a doctor, which may be some time.
Bodj says this situation is intolerable and he has a GREAT IDEA which will eliminate all the delays by recruiting 100,000 new GP’s tomorrow ! He will simplify GP qualifications so that anyone with a Smartphone, who can Google “ health “, will be able to call themselves a GP. They can then diagnose and give pills to any one.
How lucky we are to have Bodj and his GREAT IDEAS,
GrumbleSmiles 
OH dear, a huff and a puff? not two strangers, but BORIS RT. HON. MP Prime Minister, lecturing to a QUEER SOCIETY, while taking their individual blood pressures, and insisting on no talking, as their pulse rate and blood pressure may increase, and cause BORIS to call 191 or is it 199? for those experts in the ”BATTERN BURG” shaded cars and vans, and whip us all of to LA La Land and the Last Laugh LOONIE PARTY to vote at his next election,[ or is it his PUBLIC OPINION suite on the CONSERVATIVE Party web site.], while He Boris dresses up as a clown, or a magician for his next bit of Party Manifesto. This seasons 2022 Conservative Party CONFERENCE should be a ”WHEEZE” of a PARTY- all the trimmings of drinks, talk, gas, lightening ideals, and a sage or 2 presenting the future for the NATION United Kingdom, with a challenging HOOLIE in the best traditional Scottish dress, while we admire the ‘DIRKS [knives sharpened for the final thrust?]’ or is that the DICKS in all their Tartan, with a dose of ROAST SALMON, being eaten, so that after, we can crown our own throne comfortably with a passing of the song ‘SCOTLAND For EVER’???
Hey I am not cynical just a LLLP voter looking for common sense.
today saturday 18.th. june, Come on you Tigers can you earn your stripes? or are you cuddling up for this summers Conservative, Labour, Liberal-Democratic, Green, Or even the Last Laugh Lonnie Party, get togethers, with out their shanagins and talking lots of Balls!!
I am looking forward to that Toast out of the ‘Winners Cup’, and the bonamee of friendship after todays hard days work out!!!! Cheers!!!!
purr=fect as a tiger pussycat would meow!!!
now then dear reader, I may need a doctor in the house, with the principles of the current political leaders? Why you may ask??? I read my sunday rag today the Mail on Sunday, and the sports pages, from the back page in to the centre sports pages.. A Major story of past RUBY UNION Star,
from Northampton and Leeds Rugby clubs, and his views on misrepresentation of race within the Rugby UNION world. I shudder!!! as a white by lancashire born growing up in Yorkshire [ 1950/60.s} I could not play cricket for the Yorkshire County Cricket team- Pure prejudice.
Now the Ruby Union top teams play for money, with all that prejudice that may buy. It is not a simple world, and ‘WOKE’ while it is a viewpoint, it may also divisive to the modern population of the UK. WE need compassion and understanding in every aspect of modern UK Life.
Saturday July 2nd. 2022- Well here we are readers, my daily rag has what one may call headlines, however the news value to me is non eventful, and I must comment as a ”scallywag-LLLP- Ragamuffin” that stories of a family relation, who contact with the political elite in China, concerns me, while the general riff raff in the conservative boys club, allegedly touch each other up in the view of all concerned, and consider themselves as a ”touchy feely party” fit for governing the UK? Which is the club house and which is the bar, or which now then is the boudoir of secrets, the cabinet room or parliament, it is all a game?? It is all in the mind or the press??? OH what a world we live in, it is full of scoundrels and some naughty people, Where does one go for common sense, and a belief in a non corrupt and honest world??? Has the wonders of modern world web based communications, lead us all into being individuals looking for a selfish way out in life, without some consideration for community spirit???
50 year mortgage.
02 JULY 2022.
Dear Editor,
Todays Daily Mail page 40 = 50 Year mortgage you can pass on to the children= By John Stevens, Deputy Political Editor.
I personally at a complete loss, as to the reason for this piece of newsprint, without guidance as to fact of how the new younger generation of the UK can face the future by raising a family, having a home base, and possibly the future of the UK is computer based, tasks/industry ‘’working from home’’ as defined in todays language. What are we fighting for, or wish to have as a nation???
My comments, for your information and consideration only.
At 79 years in my formative years {20’s} growing up, getting married, and starting a family, my family elder members advised me to be careful how my wife and I planned our financial future with respect to living as a family unit.
We were given advice to review our financial affairs carefully:-
1/- 3 major expenditure categories from our earnings, after tax,
A 1/3 To finance our living accommodation- {mortgage/insurance cover for the loan-Life/ property and belongings/health insurance.}
B 1/3 for general expenses getting to work/childcare/heating lighting water and rates
C 1/3 For daily food and savings/holidays/ that rainy day and pension fund.
I am extremely disappointed in this article, it has no forethought at all, or guidance for the younger generation. It is all a load of political mixed thinking.
Should Steven be at the top of his game: Then what is being suggested in its crudest forms? It is not independent living? It is a form of socialism, and council owned/State run housing [ a communist state]
I wish to ask those of you in the know or and the politicians of today, where is the investment monies coming from for the UK Nation??? Are we truly free and independent or do we dance the tune of monies form those states of the world that wish to control the mindset of an allegedly free British Nation.
The rich persons in our nation, when the balloon goes up looks towards the general citizens of the UK Nation to fight and die for their and our beliefs.
Now I ask you; are we at war financially with the world??? Where is our integrity, are or is the Current Political thinkers screwing us all to pay their personal debts so they do not suffer for making erroneous decisions, or unwise ones???? WE have a vote, all we need is guidance, and beliefs in us all.
Question?? Can you as the Daily Mail address my concerns???
DAVID
LLLP Here with the chairman, voted in to be the new Prime Minister of La La Land?? Great!!!!
Whoops! we are here now voting for those who we may wish to hold the reigns of power, do we consider a true thoroughbred, a mongrel, and then bet? sorry vote on the colour?? whether it is on the ticket, or in ones face. It is all to go for, and the Last Laugh Loonie Party may lead the flock, or like good sheepdogs gather the flock, and take them to the voting booths, or is that ?? Bash the ears of the senior conservatives in club 22 backbenches, as to what carpet we wish to lay in parliament?? Is it a red one of victory, or a fair isle pattern of mixed woolens of different colours.
Never mind we do not have a greyhound race on our hands> I think not, as yet, just a fireside collection of strays in a dogs home. I have forgotten does ;;SEX; come into the equation, or are we all a party of eunuchs and tarts enjoying the parade of the non sexual politicians without a voice or a belief in their bones??? Maybe they are just after that notoriety of ‘POWER’ and very close chums???
IT may be a ‘BUM VOTE’???? Oh Dear my prejudices are showing!!!!
WE will huff and WE will puff and blow your houses the down said the big bad wolves, as a collection of piggy’s sheltered indoors???
Question for the Archbishop of Canterbury, or the POPE ”WHO will be GOD”???
well today allegedly we are down to 3 choices, or at least the conservative parliamentarian’s are for a new prime minister.
I just wonder if they are to be good scouts and guides, and fight for GOOD, QUEEN and COUNTRY, or are they off for a Garden Party In the Garden of No. 10 with a drink and wishes of good cheer, for personal gain.
those in the ”KNOW” are asking appealing to the LONG LOst LOONIE Party, as to what are Our Visions for the Future ‘Prime Minister” of the Westminster Parliament??? I ask one???? What about a leader with solid, secure and future social policies, and consideration for all?? NOT JAM! Today and SOD ALL Tomorrow”, a little more deep thinking please.
THE LLLP and as a Ragamuffin I have wishes, and mine is a Political Party and leader in whom I can Trust, and one that can tell me ”HOME TRUTHS” without blinking but with consideration and compassion. The world today is upside down, and the Westminster Machine and the backroom/boys/girls, must have some idea, as they gather all the information at whitehall from Cheltenham do they not?? I am not wired in too such a Lithuium Battery with such firery thoughts and modern day technology..
All is quiet on the western front? Westminster- the parliament have all escaped the ‘Mad House’ for a few quiet moments with their family and friends/ THE LLLP is taking a break and the ;Ragamuffin Society” reading and studying the english colloquial language dictionary ready for the return of aa that Parliament may have to offer. ???
Coco I trust is clowning around while out for his mornings walks, and the chairman JOhn is recuperating with MO! enjoying an evenings chat with an egg noggin or 2 at hand.