After the General Election the Last Laugh Looney Party will introduce their new idea to revolutionise how you get around the country. Inspired by that great former politician Bodj.
The Bodj cars will be driverless and all electric. British racing Green will be the standard colour, although they won’t be racing anywhere, because their maximum speed will be 20 miles an hour. This brings us back to the calmer Victorian days of horse travel.
The LLLP thinks this has many advantages:-
First —- The low speed will mean there will be no car accidents.
Second —- That means there will be no need for car insurance.
Third —- Their maximum range on a single charge will be 300 miles.
Fourth —- This in turn means the whole country will have to slow down and there will be no road rage.
Fifth —- Nor will there need to be any blue-light flashing motorway police chasing speeding motorists. Nor speed cameras. Nor forests of road signs everywhere.
Sixth —- Nor any driving tests.
Seventh — a wonderful gaggle of other transport ideas. Bodj bikes. Bodj drones. Bodj scooters. Bodj surfboards. Bodj skate boards. Bodj roller skates.
Eighth —- WALKING will be the order of the day for everyone to encourage healthier lifestyles.
Ninth —- the unhealthy fast food delivery services will go out of business because the food will be cold when it arrives.
All these Bodjed Looney Travel ideas will transform Britain into a much calmer, cleaner, slower society. We will be at NETT ZERO in no time🤡
All of these Looney Travel ideas will create a more localised society. There will be a boom in corner shops. Milkmen and milkwomen will daily deliver fresh produce on their electric milk floats. I think I remember that somewhere in the past 🤡
Looney Travel hasn’t forgotten trains and planes and ships:-
- Trains will be the fastest way to get around the country, although they won’t be HS2 fast and they will have to be driverless because the RMT is still on strike.
- Planes will be grounded for a few years until a new fleet of electric planes can be developed. In the meantime holidays in the UK will boom and Butlins and Pontins will reopen.🤡 Sadly Ryan Air and EasyJet will go bust because of their high carbon footprint.
- Cruise liners will no longer be economically viable after the new Health & Safty “Diamond Princess Rules” which limit passengers to a maximum of ten per deck to avoid any more Covid outbreaks. Small boats seems to be the preferred method of crossing the Channel.
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Oh Dear, memories, National service, the european nations at war, with a world war in the 20th Centuary, and then to ones delight one had on Radio Two, the light programme ‘ The goon show’, I was all mixed up!!
Just like today with modern Politics, the RISHI SUNak offering National Obience as a school leaver at 16, Before developing a futher education, and career, in what ever one dreams about? I see todays media The RT Hon, MP Rishi has been censored for suggesting such an idea, by the members in westminster. Careful I would add, what with ‘wooke; social behaviour and correcting the modern child of today as a parent, guardian or teacher/instructor, one must use words of correction only? I just wonder is this wise? Physical correction a tap/slap on the wrist I beleive taught the two persons concerned ( the chid and adult offering the correction0, What were the limits within there personal relationship, and the children grew up to respect not only their elders, but joint relationships between themselves and their friends/work companions, further educational colleagues. Each Child learnt and so did the adult what was respect and honour for each other.
Many say a word in the right ear is the solution, but there again words can be mentally cruel, and degrading, not actually correcting behaviour.
WE all have to relearn our social skills for behavior, and how to correct each other, when we physically or mentally hurt /insult each other.
Enough said, I have had my say,, to whom do I address my comments? To all of you our readers, and there again what is respect and humour in this modern world of ours> Are we to treat our Politicicians and rulers like GODS? or can we respectfully make adverse comments obout their policies???
Our Children are our Future, we must treach them to respect authority, and how to generate the rules within our society for a future where things and questions are ‘reasoned out, by debate/ discussion’, and tust that in their formative years upto 16? say they have learnt, how to control their temper and behaviour to each other, and the elder citizens of this nation.
Is it a ‘GOON SHOW’? I trust not!