Fresh from her success in creating a lot more prison places with her innovative bunk bed idea, Shababa Badmood has turned her attention to the huge number of people on remand awaiting trial. What we need is much swifter justice.
Shababa has been impressed with the speed of TV telephone voting for quizzes and celebrity shows. So she has decided to personally host a new show called “ I’m a remand prisoner, get me out of here”.
On day time TV, the viewers can watch a brief trial, interrupted only by a few adverts for security systems and locksmiths. The prosecution case is put first by either the victim or the police. The accused can then explain why they should not be found guilty. There are no lawyers involved anywhere in this process, except of course for the judge who will decide the sentence.
Then at the end of the programme, the viewers can phone in their verdict. If the contestants are found to be innocent, they are immediately free to go. If convicted the prisoner goes straight back to jail.
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’interrupted only by a few adverts for security systems and locksmiths. ’
That line made me laugh. Spot on!
Dear oh dear! a comment/blog made so one may react? It is frightening, and what is the truth these days?
WE all have a role to play: However where are the morals and respect for a peaceful, safe and social life. I ask humbly are the standards of years ago by my parents to respect authority and behave peacefully, and yet abide by the laws and rules of socitity, and should one commit a social sin, then one pays the price and does the time if so designated? We appear to have todays legal and political system to excuse all offenders of social sins? I just wonder what the next generations of our nation define and desire of a safe and secure society fair and just to all law abiding citizens,
Regards,
By the way, remebering my wolf cub days, and the story by that famous english childrens author who wrote about ‘Arklia’ and his wolf pack, did they not ‘HOWL’ and Howl outl loud when they had their congressional meetings in the wild after dark???
So the answer to these BLOGS about trials and wrong doings, where not the pack the ‘HOWLING’ Justices adminerstring justice and a solution??
I beg ‘COCO’ to comment, I just wish to say in a HOWLING TONE ;;WOOF WOOF;
The name of the english author escapes me just now-However did he not serve in India, and write his stories while out THERE!!!
Rudyard Kipling ??? Woof WOOF.
mowgly the jungle book- What do we live in today? a ”JUNGLE”