It has to be too good to be true – anti-wrinkle chocolates.
Just 3 a day smoothes wrinkles away! Not only that, research on this new product also suggests it may lower blood pressure and improve memory.
This could be the most important discovery in this “century of ageing”. Still, don’t start getting your hopes up too soon. The health warning that comes with the research, is that it is closely linked to chocolate manufacturers.
You may save pounds on anti-wrinkle cream but you may also have to get on one of those pensioners exercise bikes to shed the pounds you put on.