We have all got so used to the Coronapop rules these days. Therefore, to keep society in order and free from viruses forever, it would be a good idea to continue with them for the foreseeable future or longer. Of course they should be simplified and harmonised across all nations of the UK.
- To make Scotland feel more part of the Union, everybody throughout the UK should wear tartan kilts from now on. Upkilting will be strictly banned !
- To include the Northern Irish community everyone will be required to parade up and down their local streets every Friday waving banners and shouting ( quietly). Rock throwing will only be allowed after 5 o’clock. Only diesel cars can be set alight.
- To appease the Welsh nationalists, Welsh will become the adopted language throughout the UK. Road signs throughout the UK will be re-languaged and all towns will begin with “Llan”. Travel will still be limited to 12 miles a day until every single person agrees to be vaccinated against Coronapop.
In honour of this momentous declaration of national unity, Prime Minister Bodj has decided to re name himself as Paddy Jock Taff Bodj. Although this will be shortened to PJT in cabinet meetings. Just using initials seems to be catching on.
On his travels around the RE-UNITED KINGDOM the Prime Minister will use the name “Jock Bodj” in Scotland, “Paddy Bodj” in Ireland and “Taff Bodj” in Wales. Bodj is sure this will go down well. He is still thinking about England, maybe he will stick to “Boris”?
To keep things simple, the only other rule is that there will be more rules.