I must be coming into a fortune soon, because adverts keep appearing after my latest posts. I seem to have become the must-have sponsor of a lot of new products.
It all started with fitness and beauty products. I could quite understand why companies would want to use me to endorse the new goods, in fact I was flattered. I could immediately see the advantages of me becoming the new David Beckham. Of course I am a bit too old for football now, but I will be well suited to TV appearances.
The latest advert to mysteriously appear with my GrumbleSmiles posts, is rather less glamorous. It’s an advert about skin cream for moles. I’m not sure this is something that I really want to promote as it doesn’t quite fit with my Beckham-like image of myself. Also, I’m not sure if the product really works. I’ve tried rubbing the cream all over my lawn and yet the moles still keep coming.
I wonder what on earth these adverts will throw up next! Still, the millions of pounds of sponsorship money doesn’t seem to have arrived yet. Perhaps they will come in tomorrow’s post.