“Uplifting Experience ? ” 1

I had a conversation recently about the difficulties some older people have getting up and down stairs as they become less mobile.  It was in the context of the older people who live in two storey houses with bedrooms upstairs and also those who live in first and second floor flats with no lift.  There must be thousands of people who live in this situation, who may in the long-term be forced to move.  In spite of the fact that the majority of older people wish to remain in their own homes.

So it prompted me to look on the internet for information about stairlifts.  Google gives you 1,460,000 results to look at .  Where to start is the first problem:-

Lots of different suppliers.  Some of them manufacturers who also install.  Some are just referral agents.  Some are people who install other manufacturer’s products.  But it is far from clear who’s who.

I started with a comparison website, Which Stairlift.  They are masquarading as if they are related to “Which Magazine” which lends them credibility.  I doubt in fact they are.  There are no prices and when you ask for a quote, it immediately pops up with a box for more information but still no price.  However, they turn out to be an agent :-(.  They promise to send me brochures from all the manufacturers, which seems helpful :-).  Nothing on the website tells me anything about cost, which is not so helpful :-(.  I apply for the brochures by email and within an hour I get a follow-up phone call which I did not ask for or want.

The saleslady was chatty but not very informative.  She said she did not know prices but strongly recommended I bought direct from the manufacturer.  So it turns out she is not the comparison website at all.  She tells me that referral agents just add on commission but when I asked her how much this was, she again said she didn’t know prices.  When I persisted asking questions about cost she consulted her boss and told me that a straight lift would be in the order of £1,500 to £3,000 and a curved lift would be between £4,000 and £6,000.  Not exactly cheap then.  I then asked her about maintenance charges and after a little coaxing, she told me that straight lifts were £595 for 5 years and curved lifts were £1,495.  No doubt this is a little extra that will be added to the price.

She promised to email me the brochure, which was full of nice pictures but again no indicative costs :-(.

It is difficult to imagine that many older people would have found out even this amount of information.  It is obvious that the primary purpose of the website is to set up home visits when the sales pitch can continue.

Not a very encouraging start on my search for value for money in the stairlift market.  My enquiry will continue with other suppliers.

I will continue this thread in a series of subsequent blogs.

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“Google Gout” 3

This blog is a continuation of the story of my search for a remedy for my poorly foot.  (For previous posts on this subject click on “POORLY FEET” in the TAG CLOUD).

Hi Tracey

I’m glad to hear that Vanessa is ok and I do hope that Kelly is not off ill.  If she is, please send her a copy of the attachment to this e-mail which should cheer her up.  One of the problems with call centre customer care is that from the customer’s point of view, you rarely deal with the same person twice.  Nonetheless, it is very nice to communicate with you all.

I hope none of you are too unsettled by the recent news that Walgreens are planning to take over Boots.  They are a very good chemist and I regularly visit them whenever I’m in America and one thing I can say is that their aisles are a lot wider than those in your Boots shop.

In my continued search for a product to sort out my poorly foot, I decided to search the Walgreens website to see if they had any better range of products that might help me.   Following the information you sent me from the Boots website, I have all but ruled out the possibility that I may have gout but I thought I would just search the Walgreens website.  Only to be told that there are no products for gout “and did I mean goat”.  Walgreens indeed have a lot of goat related products ————- Super Goat Weed; Horny Goat Weed; Goat’s Milk Soap; Goat’s Milk Body Butter etc. etc.————there are 38 products in all.  Unfortunately I don’t think any of these are good for gout.

Meanwhile, I’m still persisting with the cardboard box on my poorly foot.

One question remains in my mind which is where did my reference number come from?  Surely you haven’t had nearly 10,000,000 enquiries?  If you have, you must be doing a very challenging job.

Thinking of all three of you at this troublesome time.

Kind regards, John Graham                         My Reference Number is 9999799

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“Sad Happy Birthdays”

When you are young, birthdays are occasions to look forward to:- presents, parties, friends to play with, candles to blow out, wishes to make and a cake just for you with your name on it.  Birthdays are a good-time celebration for children.

When you get past 21, it becomes more of a quiet drink with friends and thereafter many people are trying to forget the passing of the years rather than draw attention to them.

Now, thanks to some cheery research from the University of Zurich, it appears that once you have passed the age of 60, you are 14% more likely to die on your birthday than on any other day of the year.

Here are some of the unhappy birthday findings:-

  • 18.6% rise in heart attacks;
  • 21.5% increase in strokes;
  • 10.5% more cancer deaths;
  • 34.9% rise in suicides;
  • 28.5% rise in accidental deaths;
  • 44% increase in deaths from falls;

Doesn’t really make for happy reading———- but does it need to be so?

We should start celebrating our age as we get past 60 and become more like children again.  Have parties for all our friends before they slip off this mortal coil.  Drink lots of champagne and eat vast quantities of cake – if our blood pressure and cholesterol go up for the day, so be it :-).

We should also do something challenging on our birthdays to prove we are still alive – something we have never done before.

If you live in Switzerland, then on your 60th birthday you could try climbing the North Face of the Eiger for the first time.  If you’re one of the 44% who fall and die, well what a way to go :-).

Happy, Happy Birthday

P.s. The researcher Gnomes in Zurich can go back to studying fun!

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“Google Gout” 2

This blog follows on from “BEST FOOT FORWARD 2” and my continuing search for a cure for my poorly foot.  Click on 10th June 2012 in the ARCHIVE or “poorly feet” in the TAG CLOUD.

Hi Vanessa

Thank you for taking the time to reply about my difficulty of trying to find a suitable product for my sore feet.  I’m very pleased to hear that your Store Operations Team will reconsider the position of the “foot care” aisle.

I also note your comment that you intend to offer “a variety of products under each category as what may work for one person, won’t necessarily work for another.”  Sadly in my case your words proved to be prophetic.  The Scholl Ortha-heel Gel Heel Pain Relievers haven’t worked.

A close friend has suggested that I may have gout.  Rather than spending more time walking around the aisles of your shop, I decided to visit the Boots website instead.  Generally the website seems most informative but on this occasion when I entered “gout” into the search box, it told me there were no products for gout but instead suggested “Potters Out Of Sorts”.  Surely this can’t be correct?  I can’t believe on all those shelves there are no products for gout.  Could you please advise me further?

Yours sincerely

John Graham

This is the reply I received from Boots:-

Hello John

Thank you for your email.

I can recommend these link on our website which has more information on Gout:

http://www.webmd.boots.com/foot-care/understanding-gout-basics

http://www.webmd.boots.com/arthritis/gout-treatments

However we can not really recommend what treatment will best suit you and I would suggest either speaking to one of our Pharmacist’s and Healthcare assistants in store who are always more than happy to help or you may need to speak to your GP if this is a recurring problem.

Thanks again for contacting us. If I can help in any other way, please let me know. Your personal reference number is 9999799.

Kind Regards, Kelly May, Boots Customer Care.

This is my reply to Kelly:-

Hi Kelly

What happened to Vanessa?  I do hope she’s still with Boots and hasn’t become a victim of the Walgreens takeover.

Thanks for the links to the medical advice on your site about gout which I found most informative.  One of the drugs suggested as a possible treatment sounded promising until I read about the side effects of diarrhoea and vomiting.    Having read the information carefully I don’t, on balance, think it sounds like I have gout but I have taken one of the precautions suggested on your website and put a cardboard box on my foot.  It certainly helps at night but it’s not so convenient in the daytime.

Now that I’ve read all about gout and found it’s a form of arthritis, it could be that it is arthritis that I’ve got.  I’ve already got arthritis in my fingers and maybe it’s now spreading to my feet.  I should say though that I don’t have a problem with my big toe which suggests to me that my “poorly foot” is not gout.

Kind regards, John Graham           My Reference Number is 9999799

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“Tread Carefully”

My feet have been on my mind for some time, so to speak.  In fact ever since I first blogged about my poorly foot.  (Click in the ARCHIVE 10 June 2012, or in the TAG CLOUD on “POORLY FEET”).

Now every time I see anything in the press about feet, it catches my eye.  I am compelled to read it.  Not that feet dominate the headlines.  So I was particularly drawn to a full-page advert in a national newspaper.  There must be a lot of money in feet.  Perhaps there really is an epidemic in “poorly foot syndrome”.

At the top of the page the headline said “say goodbye to horrible, hard, cracked unsightly feet”.  I have to say I didn’t think of my feet that way until I read this advert.  Now I know my foot problem may be worse than I first thought.  Goodness knows plantar fasciitis is bad enough and I’m not fully over that yet.

Now it appears I need an electronic Pedi-Smooth plus 3 spare blades plus 12 emery buffing pads plus 2 interchangeable heads, which is a bit more sophisticated that the nail clippers I already have.  I have obviously been sadly neglecting my feet – no wonder I have poorly feet.

The comprehensive colour illustrated advert is full of useful information.  The advertising agency have struggled hard to identify all the virtues of the “Pedi-Smooth”:-

  • “Incredible baby soft look and feel that everybody loves” – that’s some 60 year turnaround from “horrible, hard, cracked unsightly feet”.
  • “Salon results in your own home” – I guess that means people will be queuing at your front door.
  • “Complete with two interchangeable heads” – now that will be useful when you want to go out and not be recognised, robbing a bank for instance.
  • “A storage compartment to collect dead skin so you can use it anywhere” – just where do you use dead skin?  Still it is good to know you can shave your feet anywhere – on the bus, in a queue at the supermarket or even in a restaurant while you’re waiting for the next course.

Just £19.95 plus £3.99 P & P (p.s. batteries are not included – and we are not going to tell you what type to get). 

In small footprint:

(P.p.s. if you’re not totally satisfied, return goods within 14 days for a full refund).

(P.p.p.s. Please allow 14 days for delivery)  that’s catch 22 !  By the time you get them it is too late to send them back.

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“Best Foot Forward” 2

This blog follows after my trials and tribulations searching endlessly through the aisles of Boots the Chemist for a solution to my poorly foot.   (See “BEST FOOT FORWARD” dated 10th June 2012).  I wrote to Customer Services to see if they could give me a better way of finding the right product for my foot problem.  I received the following helpful reply from Vanessa Brazener :-

Hello

Thanks for contacting us about your recent visit to one of our stores.

I’m sorry to learn of your disappointment to find yourself faced with too much choice and not enough information when trying to find something to help with your sore foot.

We try to provide a variety of products under each category as what may work for one person, won’t necessarily work for another.

I appreciate your comments relating to the position of the ‘foot care’ aisle, and I’ve made our Store Operations Team aware of your feelings. The feedback we receive from our customers is invaluable to us and they’ve asked me to reassure you your comments will be considered at their next review.

In future it may be useful for you to know that our Pharmacist’s and Healthcare assistants are always on hand to offer help and support to any ailment you might have.

I’d like to apologise once again for the disappointment this has caused.

Thanks again for contacting us. If I can help in any other way, please let me know.

Many thanks

Vanessa Brazener, Boots Customer Care

Since receiving this reply, I was given some advice by my friend Maureen, that I may infact have gout.  For more about this follow my blog “Google Gout” dated 19th June 2012.

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“Breakfast Tradition”

Breakfast sets you up for the day, gets you up in the right mood and off to a good start.  It is a habit that works for me so long as it can be done on automatic pilot.  Even though I get up early – usually between 6 and 7 am – I am still a slow starter.  I am only half awake and I like to follow a routine, with everything in the right place.

It is all a habit that started at the age of fourteen, with my first paper round.  I had to be up and out by 6.15 a.m. to deliver the papers before school and my mum insisted I had something to eat before I went out.  That’s where marmalade comes into it.  It was my high energy drink before Hi-energy drinks were invented.

It is a childhood habit that has lasted a lifetime.  Begin the day with marmalade and you’re off to a flying start.  Not just any marmalade – it has to be sharp with thick bits of Saville orange peel – Frank Coopers Original for preference.  No marmalade means you have hurdles to overcome even before you have started the day.

That’s why marmalade is so important!

For quite a few years now the habit has been under attack.  Marmalade is becoming an endangered species.  Hotels have almost eliminated it, in favour of 1001 varieties of French jam.   American hotels don’t even know what it is and have jelly instead (that’s jam in American lingo).   Supermarkets still have it — hidden in all the jams — and when you find it, it is often thin cut and runny.

Unsurprisingly, marmalade sales are down, from being used by 36% of UK families 40 years ago, to now only 7%.   Apparently children don’t like the bitter taste or the chewy bits.   The manufacturers are now developing sweet, squeezy marmalade, without any bits, to appeal to children.   Send them out to do a paper round – that’s what I say !

What is the world coming to ?  Is there no regard for tradition any more ?  No wonder there are so many grumpy old men around.

THEY CAN’T FIND THE MARMALADE !

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“Google Gout”

THIS POST CARRIES A GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING !  Do not take this blog too seriously.

        After my recent problems with my poorly foot ( See my blog “Best Foot Forward”  by clicking in the Archive on 10 June 2012 ) this is another foot note.

My very good friend Maureen, with no doubt  my best interests at heart (or should it be foot), suggested I might have  GOUT.   What a kind thought,  how nice of her to think of me at this painful time in my life

Now all I  know about gout is that it is something to do with port, cheese and old men.   I qualify on two counts.   So I turned to my other trusty friend, at a time of medical crisis. I Googled “gout”.    Self -diagnosis is a wonderful thing 🙂

48,000,000 results —– there must be a lot of gout about !  A veritable epidemic.  So I suppose I might well have caught it somewhere.

It is going to take a lifetime to read all there is to know about gout.   I may well have passed away of old age before I discover if I have it.   Still it will all come out at the inquest I imagine.     Another footnote.

Might as well start at the beginning with Number 1 on Google.

  STAMPOUTGOUT.CO.UK     a very informative site with everything you would wish to know about gout — then again I didn’t wish to know all about gout until Maureen mentioned it.

 The first advice it offers is ” Four steps to take” —- I guess that immediately wrong -foots 99% of sufferers straight away.

 So I give up on that and decide to do the Quiz instead.  Here are a few of the helpful things I learned :-

Gout is to do with excess Uric acid and the European recommended level is measured in Micro moles per litre  — there is a mole in my garden so maybe that is how you catch it ?

Only 1-2% of people have it in the UK, but there are 5 million  sufferers in the European Union — I have always said we should not go into Europe.  Cancel that holiday in France.

Next I looked on Wikipedia, that must be something to do with feet.  They say Gout is the “disease of Kings”  — That’s better.  I’d say that gout is a price worth paying to become royalty.  I wonder which country I will get.   Monaco would be quite good they only have a Prince at the moment, so there is room for me 🙂

The other thing I learned from Wikipedia is that gout is rarely found among eunuchs  —  mind that is a heck of a drastic remedy for curing gout 😦

I gave up on reading the other 76 pages of Google information, I was beginning to scare myself too much.  Self-diagnosis is a wonderful thing, but maybe I will just assume I have not got gout after all.   My foot is feeling better already.

                                 THANKS  MAUREEN

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“78 Charities Open Reply”

This blog follows on from the previous post dated 12 June 2012.  Beneath is my open letter in reply to the charities :-

I understand the sentiments in your recent open letter to the Prime Minister, although I believe it is a message which is destined to fall on deaf ears in these austere times.  Now more than ever it is incumbent on the Voluntary Sector to independently find new ways forward in support of the elderly, which do not rely on Government funding.

Twenty Five years ago along with a group of other people, I founded the ExtraCare Charitable Trust.   Over time this organisation developed into building Retirement Villages and Housing Schemes for older people so they could live active independent lives, irrespective of health or wealth (half the apartments are for sale, half for rent).    As residents become frailer, support and/or nursing care is available to enable them to continue living in their own home.  I believe we helped develop a new model of housing and care which, although initially supported by Government funds, is now flourishing without significant State input.

I have recently retired and together with other retired founding directors of ExtraCare and a leading donor, we have set up a new Charity  –  The GrumbleSmiles Trust  –  with the intention of offering help and some financial support to Start-Up projects which similarly aim to offer innovative paths to new lives for older people.

I’m aware that your organisations are doing great things.  Is there a possibility that together we can introduce even more innovative ideas to better the future for older people?

If you think that The GrumbleSmiles Trust could help you develop a New Vision of Later Life for your particular client group, I would be interested in hearing any ideas which you think might be an example for others to follow.    Please write to me at The GrumbleSmiles Trust in the comments box below this blog.

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“78 Charities Open Letter”

Just over a month ago a group of well known UK charities wrote an open letter to the Prime Minister about the Crisis of Care of the Elderly.  This is inevitably going to fall on deaf ears.   I have reprinted the letter in full below because it is addressing a very important subject :-

The Prime Minister, 10 Downing Street, London, SW1A 2AA

4th May 2012

Dear Prime Minister,

Social care is in crisis – the system is chronically under funded and in urgent need of reform. Without this, too many older and disabled people will be left in desperate circumstances: struggling on alone, living in misery and fear.

The system is a lottery – some of us will be lucky enough never to need care, but many of us will need support at some stage in our lives to carry out everyday tasks and could lose everything – our savings, our dignity, our independence. We agree with your comments in March that action is needed to reform a system which can currently leave people helpless, in the dark about their care and suffering massive losses as a result of care bills.

We see the devastating impact of years of failure to reform. The right care and support can enable older and disabled people to live independent and fulfilled lives – but we currently face a vicious circle where limited resources are focussed on only those with the very highest of needs. This only worsens the crisis in care as many older or disabled people are left without support – in quiet desperation, trying to cope alone, often ending up in hospital or crisis care. Families are paying the price too, as experienced staff are forced out of work to care for relatives, and many carers pushed to breaking point caring for loved ones.

There is widespread and increasing support for urgent reform – from across society and the political spectrum. That is why we are calling on you to take forward social care reform as your personal mission, your legacy to future generations. Without this leadership, we fear the fundamental and lasting change needed cannot be delivered.

We recognise that it is not an easy task, but it is achievable. The reports of the Dilnot Commission and the Law Commission have set out a roadmap for the funding structure and legal reforms that together will help to produce a fair and sustainable system. As the Government prepares to publish a White Paper on social care and progress report on funding, it is essential we bring together all those who can play a part in creating a better care system for the future and help to ensure this year marks a turning point for care.

We firmly believe that the care challenge we face requires all of us to pull together, and we stand ready to work with you to secure the changes we need. That is why we are calling on you to personally convene a care summit in advance of the White Paper, to bring together all parts of Government along with public service leaders, local government, charities, providers, community groups, unions and the business community. Whilst we know decisions, particularly on the funding of care, will be difficult; they must be made now – older and disabled people and their families cannot wait and will not accept delay or half-measures.

We want disabled and older people and their families to be able to live without fear of what tomorrow might bring. We are asking you as Prime Minister to show the vision and courage to make this a reality.

Signed by 78 UK Charities

I believe all of the 78 charities who signed the letter are aiming in the wrong direction and I will comment on this in my next blog.

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