This week the Packaging Association had its annual awards ceremony. I will bet there were not many older people there !
In this election people are not taking the LLLP seriously enough. So today we are announcing our new policy on one of the big concerns for older people, which stops them quietly getting on with their lives in a stress free way.
We have talked about this over and over in this blog. ( See earlier blogs on this subject by clicking on PACKAGING in the Tag Cloud)
Arthritic fingers don’t make unwrapping easy and shrink wrapping is almost impossible to remove. So the LLLP PROPOSES THAT POLITICIANS SHOULD BE SHRINK WRAPPED FOR A DAY TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD LIKE IT 😀
Child proof bottle tops are no better. They will also be outlawed in future. if you vote for the LLLP. Little children should be taught to not be nosey and leave things alone that don’t belong to them !
Then there are all those heavy, bulky, stapled together, glued, tied and taped cardboard boxes, which are usually twice the size of what’s inside. They have got to go! How many injuries have happened trying to open these things ? That is probably why the NHS is clogged up with old people 😀
The LLLP NO-PACKAGING POLICY has been fully costed and the £1.45 billion saved will be spent on the NHS to employ courteous nurses who actually speak to old people 😀