As part of a tidying up exercise, the British Government decided to transfer responsibility of the Falkland Islands to the Last Laugh Looney Party Island Republic. Prime Minister Theresa May, saw this as an chance to relocate all the older politicians in the House of Lords from Westminster to a place where they can be less trouble in future. The Conservative Party, with only a small majority in Parliament, saw this as a golden opportunity to complete the Brexit negotiations with far less trouble.
The LLLP were happy to accommodate the 600 or so Lords and Ladies, plus a few bishops provided they live on South Georgia. This will save the UK a lot of money by reducing their Lordship’s expense claims and maybe they won’t have to spend so much renovating the Houses of Parliament 😀
The move will take place as soon as the new elk skin robes are ready and the portakabin debating chamber is completed.