The Last Laugh Looney Party has had great success in negotiating the acquisition of all the Islands, who have now joined the Island Repubiic. This has been helped by all the ageing multi-millionaires who have moved their bank accounts to the new Republic because of it’s tax free status. The Island Republic is now the fifth largest economy in the world and has relegated the U.K. to sixth position.
Prime Minister May has offered the LLLP a cabinet post advising on economic and elderly affairs. We are thinking about it.
If the Ulster Unionists can be given £10 billion, the LLLP must be in for at least £1 billion plus a few Islands. So on that basis we will accept the cabinet post until the end of the Brexit talks. This should be fun😀 An announcement will be made in Downing Street today.
Our first piece of advice to the British Government would be to be rather more respectful to older people. No longer to treat them as a burden but to give them due recognition for the contribution they made to bringing up their children and building such a good country for them to live in. It didn’t happen without a lot of blood, sweat and tears.